Wearing Body Armor in the Range...

[SkatinJJ]

Digging in fox holes around your house and sleeping in your bathtub with hundreds of rounds of ammo and your dog is paranoid. not prepared. being "prepared" shouldnt be the feel good word used to make it feel alright to make shooters look like tardos by going mall ninja to the local range.

Now that's you AND my wife sounding alike about the treasure holes I have dug around my house. I'M LOOKING FOR TREASURE darn it!

They're not fox holes, until I get the top cover on them...

[artherd]

I'M LOOKING FOR TREASURE darn it!

[gen1manual]

Two words:

Private range.

[Doheny]

[DedEye]

Don't laugh, this is serious business. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, and in my line of work you cannot be too careful.

[Vinz]

I can hear it now....hut hut hut hut...hut hut...hut hut hut.

While fast roping from the storage room.

Reminds me, I dropped a combat load today at the range, while wearing my PASGT.


vinz

[N6ATF]

Combat load?

Must... resist... poo joke.

[Maddog5150]

Don't laugh, this is serious business. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, and in my line of work you cannot be too careful.

My hats off to you unsung heros of the retail industry. People dont know how peacably they are able to sleep in the items they bought at linen in things because you stand ever so vigilent at the food court making sure armed thugs leave us alone. You people have always been heros to me ever since I was saved as a little kid from a bad guy wanting to touch me when I wondered into mens room and an overwieght securty guard came in the nick of time.
I someday want to aspire and join the ranks of your elite group of men. Do you still have hellfire missles on your golf carts? Do you guys still have special weapons?

[DrunkSkunk]

i wear mine everywhere i go cause i look gangsta

[Moonclip]

I can hear it now....hut hut hut hut...hut hut...hut hut hut.

While fast roping from the storage room.


vinz

They do this "hut-hut-hut" in the movie the Blues Bros. I bed DS has that 50cent poster in his room where he is his vest and the front of the poster looks lkike glass with a big buller hole in it.

I never considered 50cent a mall ninja though, he has been shot 9 times at one time before.

[1911_sfca]

I don't wear it when I go to a public range. I am mandated to wear it when I go to my department's outdoor range. And that seems about right.

[yellowfin]

Great...another expense to add just because I'm here in the PRK. If people are so stupid here that *I* need kevlar, just how is it that multi billion dollar companies can be seen all along the streets near my apartment?

[DedEye]

My hats off to you unsung heros of the retail industry. People dont know how peacably they are able to sleep in the items they bought at linen in things because you stand ever so vigilent at the food court making sure armed thugs leave us alone. You people have always been heros to me ever since I was saved as a little kid from a bad guy wanting to touch me when I wondered into mens room and an overwieght securty guard came in the nick of time.
I someday want to aspire and join the ranks of your elite group of men. Do you still have hellfire missles on your golf carts? Do you guys still have special weapons?

Thank you Maddog, it’s nice to know that I have your support in this dark cruel world.

Your kind comments and genuine appreciation almost bring tears to my eyes. I especially want to thank you for sharing your tramatic experience in that men’s bathroom. It took a lot of guts to talk about that on a public forum. You are a brave, brave person. You appear to have what it takes for a career in my field, please contact me when you are 18, I can get you in started on a high intensity training program and hopefully get you started as an apprentice by the age of 21. Unfortunately I can not take credit for your courageous story. There are many stories like yours, I have personally saved the ***-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.

[Maddog5150]

I honestly dont know what is more funny. the fact that we got to qoute all this on a forum with the right situation or the fact that we are doing it by heart :lol:

[DedEye]

I honestly dont know what is more funny. the fact that we got to qoute all this on a forum with the right situation or the fact that we are doing it by heart :lol:

Hehe, by heart? I had to copy/paste all of that .