Funny things gun owners say

[sonofeugene]

Glocks are so accurate!

-Says the guy shooting a 3" group at 5 yards.

I tried not to laugh

Well, at least they're on the paper. I see people all the time who can barely keep it on the paper at 7 yards.

[sealocan]

I remember this guy who asked if his AR receiver was made out of polymer or aluminum.

;-)

[KING_PALM]

When you're trying to sell someone a firearm and they try and lowball you by smugly citing prices on gunbroker, jgsales, etc that don't include FFL shipping/transfer fees

Some of us have FFL's


Sent from my shop couch!

[RobertMW]

".45 auto is the best round, you only need to hit them once."

I will retreat behind the couch now...

[MrExel17]

Was shooting at Target Masters in Milpitas a few years back.

2 gentlemen right beside my lane was shooting a shotgun seem like there were having a blast.

Afterward washing up in the restroom, I over heard there conversion.

1 guys was telling the other that "The shotgun is the most strongest gun in the world" so strong that is messed up my hair." And Yes the other dood was so amazed..lol I was like C'mon people I cant make this stuff up. That being said I contribute this to the post:

"The shotgun is the most strongest gun in the world"

[ChrisC]

I have a valuable old black powder gun to sell. Turns out to be a Cabellas kit gun.

I can not count how many times I have heard and seen that.

[dskit]

Any phrase that includes "all day" and "if I do my part".

[ConcealedKalifornia]

"A Ouija board is a gate to another dimension, and you may open a door for demons to enter your life, causing you to do bad things. They're evil."

And other such nonsense, very similar to what the Anti-2nd Amendment crowd says about firearms.

That thread really got to you huh? hahahahahaha

[bubbapug1]

My chrome lined AK shoots 1/2 Moa with wolf steel case ammo at 600 yards in a gale all day if I do my part.

[ChuckDizzle]

My Mini 14 shoots 1/2 Moa with wolf steel case ammo at 600 yards in a gale all day if I do my part.

FIFY

[PyroFox79]

Perhaps not the things guyn owners say. But some of yall should not be allowed to dress yourselves

[The Gleam]

That thread really got to you huh? hahahahahaha

I thought it was humorous, typical off-topic fodder. If you read between the lines, there are several jokes in there. But pretty much all that could be said was said.

But still, there were a whole lot of funny things that gun owners say in that thread alone.

[AragornElessar86]

Perhaps not the things guyn owners say. But some of yall should not be allowed to dress yourselves

/thread

[Intimid8tor]

The guy at the gunshop said.....

[The Gleam]

The guy at the gunshop said.....

HAH!

"The guy in the Los Angeles Times said...."