Dress Code at Public Gun Range?

[njineermike]

Flat billed hat, basketball jersey, baggy calf length shorts, and Addidas flip flops with socks. My gold medallion necklace has a long point on one end that serves as a bullet button tool. My range safety glasses have a white frame too (custom order).

Some people don't like shooting next to me because I like to grunt or go "yeh!" or "uuh!" after each shot.

I'm going to find out where Excelsior shoots and get the slot next to him wearing a feather boa, a styrofoam cup and nothing else but cologne I bought at the gas station. Lots and lots of cologne.

[robcoe]

I'm going to find out where Excelsior shoots and get the slot next to him wearing a feather boa, a styrofoam cup and nothing else but cologne I bought at the gas station. Lots and lots of cologne.

What, no grass skirt and coconut bra?

[SanPedroShooter]

I'm going to find out where Excelsior shoots and get the slot next to him wearing a feather boa, a styrofoam cup and nothing else but cologne I bought at the gas station. Lots and lots of cologne.

Cologne is flammable dude.

And where does the Styrofoam cup go?

[njineermike]

What, no grass skirt and coconut bra?

I travel light. I'll let the copious amounts of back hair be my grass skirt. I may shave my nipple for added emphasis.

Cologne is flammable dude.

And where does the Styrofoam cup go?

Oh now you're just flirting with me there sailor.

I want cologne so cheap and horrendously stencherrific it leaves a film on your teeth and burns it's way to your frontal lobes. I may eat boiled cabbage, deviled eggs, and Brussels sprouts prior to the shooting range as added nasal insult.

[Excelsior]

Burkas for both men and women, and than lets name it "The Taliban Range."

Burro has a policy against full Camo and I have seen them enforce it with no mercy. The squid in question was definitly off his rocker, which might have had something to do with it. I want to retract my vote for a ban on gang clothes. Most bangers have nice guns and are somewhat proficient in the use of them. They also let me keep their brass.

Sure they are! LOL!

[Excelsior]

MYOB.

Stay away from threads you can't handle or productively contribute to.

[njineermike]

Stay away from threads you can't handle or productively contribute to.

And if anyone is having trouble accessing a dictionary, this is the definition of "hypocrite".

[ojisan]

Some people don't like shooting next to me because I like to grunt or go "yeh!" or "uuh!" after each shot.

Excelsior's next thread will be about what sounds are allowed while at the range.

[Citadelgrad87]

Stay away from threads you can't handle or productively contribute to.

Now you're delusional enough to pretend you're in charge of who gets to post were?

You started this ill advised cf, and asked for opinions.

His is that you should MYOB. The certitude you hold in your worldview doesn't negate his. Myob.

[njineermike]

Excelsior's next thread will be about what sounds are allowed while at the range.

Maybe we should all make fake orgasm sounds when we shoot.

[JMP]

It's a large but exclusive club. I've been directly challenging him for pages.

In fairness, I can understand why a professional may not have time to humor any challenges from mere amateurs. It would be the equivalent of my challenging LeBron James to a game of one on one. This guy is truly one of a kind, the ace of spades. Then again, when you are fluent in oral Latin, you will usually spend a lot of time talking to yourself.

I'm going to find out where Excelsior shoots and get the slot next to him wearing a feather boa, a styrofoam cup and nothing else but cologne I bought at the gas station. Lots and lots of cologne.

Don't forget a pack of smokes and a box of nice cigars.

[Jimi Jah]

Speedos in summer.

[Artema]

Speedos in summer.

In winter too. Just add some nice furry chaps to the ensemble.

[njineermike]

In winter too. Just add some nice furry chaps to the ensemble.

Without these, it's just not the right outfit:

[five.five-six]

This thread would be a lot more entertaining if less people were on Ignorsior's list.

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