I'm a ****ing moron.....(PICS!)

[taloft]

Look on the bright side at least you're a living, breathing moron.

Seriously, glad no one was hurt....

....Yet. Good luck with the woman.

You sure can tell this is a gun forum. Every one is more interested in doing a ballistic study of the incident, including the OP.

[NeoWeird]

Look on the bright side at least you're a living, breathing moron.

Seriously, glad no one was hurt....

....Yet. Good luck with the woman.

You sure can tell this is a gun forum. Every one is more interested in doing a ballistic study of the incident, including the OP.

What can I say, it's my nature. Curiosity caused the negligence that infuriated the wife that killed the cat.

As for the tile, hell yeah it's going to be hard to find. It was left over from my grandmother's house when it was built in the 60's. I think they have a SMALL box of it left over in their atic. The plan is to not say a thing (I don't lie to my wife, and I usually confess stuff INSTANTLY, but she is having a rough day so I will wait for a more oportune moment) and either replace ALL the tile or install some sort of 'fancy' thing there and then in the midst of it just come out with "I never did tell you why I wanted to install this stuff, did I?" and play it off all sly and playful like.

EIther way, I leave all my property to my brother who likes guns. Don't make the same mistake I did.....no matter how great people tell you marriage is. Just kidding, I love my wife....just have to figure out how to not give her a reason to kill me. Maybe jewlery, flowers, chocolates, and a great dinner....and just before I become the luckiest man in the world I break the news so that she plummits to hating me for a couple days instead of being murderous with rage. Yeah that might work...

[8200rpm]

She's just going to be happy that you didn't kill yourself by accident. Girls are just like that.

[GSequoia]

She's just going to be happy that you didn't kill yourself by accident. Girls are just like that.

And if she isn't you better start asking yourself... Just how much insurance does she have on you?

[megavolt121]

What can I say, it's my nature. Curiosity caused the negligence that infuriated the wife that killed the cat.

As for the tile, hell yeah it's going to be hard to find. It was left over from my grandmother's house when it was built in the 60's. I think they have a SMALL box of it left over in their atic. The plan is to not say a thing (I don't lie to my wife, and I usually confess stuff INSTANTLY, but she is having a rough day so I will wait for a more oportune moment) and either replace ALL the tile or install some sort of 'fancy' thing there and then in the midst of it just come out with "I never did tell you why I wanted to install this stuff, did I?" and play it off all sly and playful like.

EIther way, I leave all my property to my brother who likes guns. Don't make the same mistake I did.....no matter how great people tell you marriage is. Just kidding, I love my wife....just have to figure out how to not give her a reason to kill me. Maybe jewlery, flowers, chocolates, and a great dinner....and just before I become the luckiest man in the world I break the news so that she plummits to hating me for a couple days instead of being murderous with rage. Yeah that might work...

I just suggest you try the "i got tired of this look so I wanted to suprise you" angle...

[Patriot]

Yikes. At least no one was hurt (aside from hearing concerns)

[StukaJr]

Wow - lucky that nobody got hurt! You've critiqued yourself hard enough, I'm sure - thanks for serving us an example of why Safety rules are in place (fortunately, at least some were followed). It takes a real man to admit to a mistake like that - hope you've got a new lease on Safety now

And time to hit the recipe czar and cook your wife an "apology dinner"

[PanzerAce]

glad to hear you are Ok. There is a reason that my mags and guns never get within 3 feet of each other, or there is sheet metal separating them at all times except to go to the range.

[Pthfndr]

Glad to hear no one was injured.......yet.



Your wife is going to be sooooo pissed.

[NeoWeird]

QUICK! She is almost home, which one do you think looks the best or least likey to gain attention?



I am personally leaning towards this one; I mean it's totally natural and actually kind of nice, right?



ETA: The upper picture got messed up in the shrinking process. The first one says "There is no hole here. What hole?! "

[xxG3xx]

i like the cat

[morepoop4u]

QUICK! She is almost home, which one do you think looks the best or least likey to gain attention?



I am personally leaning towards this one; I mean it's totally natural and actually kind of nice, right?



ETA: The upper picture got messed up in the shrinking process. The first one says "There is no hole here. What hole?! "

You should have smashed the rest of the tiles to cover your tracks.

Wifey: "What are you doing?"

You: "I wanted to surprise you by remodeling the bathroom."

Wifey: "Why are there holes in the wall?"

You: "I got carried away with the cordless drill." Or "I'm a perv and like peep holes."

I vote for the self portrait.

[ts]

You should have smashed the rest of the tiles to cover your tracks.

Wifey: "What are you doing?"

You: "I wanted to surprise you by remodeling the bathroom."

Wifey: "Why are there holes in the wall?"

You: "I got carried away with the cordless drill." Or "I'm a perv and like peep holes."

I vote for the self portrait.

Pervert vs. Unsafe Gun Handling... think hard about this one...

[GSequoia]

Pervert vs. Unsafe Gun Handling... think hard about this one...

[Paul]

Don't take this wrong...

you're a &@#*& idiot!