Made a big mistake....

[Baboosh]

Good point. 28 was the wrong number but I didn't specify if it was higher or lower.......

[DFence]

Good point. 28 was the wrong number but I didn't specify if it was higher or lower.......

HAHAHA!

[nastyhabts26]

I dont ask my wife how much jewelry she has or how much she lost in Vegas, She dont ask how many guns I have.

[jamesob]

neewbie.

[Beelzy]

She should not only know how many guns you have,but also how much ammo and where the magazines are.......better bring her up to speed, who's going to load mags if you don't?

[POLICESTATE]

Switching over insurance companies so the adjuster called asking some questions. No problem but I guess I put our home number down so he got a hold of my wife....

I then get the "did you know you have 28 guns?" call lol.

I did what any real married man does. I lied lol. I told her the adjuster had the wrong number. Thank god the wife doesn't have the combination to all the safes.

Call the adjuster back and demand we shreds his man card. You never snitch out on another man's stuff to any woman. Period.

[rmblaster]

Has she seen the gun you got for your birthday

[Baboosh]

Has she seen the gun you got for your birthday

Went with me to pick it up and she's even put a few rounds down range. She rang the steel at 200 yards.

[stilly]

I think you took this thread a little too seriously. My wife doesn't give a damn what I do, she was just shocked that I had so many as she never realized.

The thread was a joke, not meant to be taken as marriage counseling. I'm 30 and my wife is 25 and she is a stay at home mom for our 15 month old child. My wife is very supportive and has never complained about any of my hobbies especially the gun one as it is the cheapest.

I know. I just returned to this thread and realized that I should not have called you an emo attention whore. I guess I got caught up in the political drama that was going on that day and since there is no proper way to convey the sarcasm and as I saw everyone else piling it on, I decided to add in my spin. I too post many jokes and it seems that NOBODY ever gets them until I stop and explain myself. Maybe we REALLY do need to come up with a sarcasm font for forums. I apologize. Can you ever forgive me my fellow calguns member who has many guns and is not a menace to society, like they like to paint us? BTW, I forgot to come back to that and finish it off with the person who used to give out the sex advice. Damn I forgot her name, OH, I think it was Dear Abbey. That was what that letter was supposed to be finished with. THAT would have conveyed my sarcasm a bit better...

[Zedrek]

I'd trade every gun or possession I have for my wife.

I'm glad your experience is better than mine. I guess it's because I married a selfish b***h. I wouldn't give up my bb gun for her.

[Baboosh]

I'm glad your experience is better than mine. I guess it's because I married a selfish b***h. I wouldn't give up my bb gun for her.

I test drove a lot of models before I chose my purchase

[joepamjohn]

Also one thing you never do is clean out the safe(s) and line them all out in the hallway when she is home.

Wait until she goes shopping.

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Better yet, when she leaves the house to go "shopping", but is really going to see her boyfriend she has on the side that you also don't know about go ahead and play with all of your hidden guns then you will be even, sort of.

[GW]

Also one thing you never do is clean out the safe(s) and line them all out in the hallway when she is home.

Wait until she goes shopping.

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Shopping???
I'm waiting till my beloved is in Europe!

[Prepped and ready]

This is kinda funny. My girl knows of my guns and really dosent care if I buy more but when I buy and build another car, thats a different story.

Women have their "toys" and men, we seem to have way to many.

My insurance sucks anyway, no matter who I go through. To much stuff.

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Once you get past a certain number it becomes easy to sneak into one of the safes discreetly. I do not have the humility in me to ask permission, hat in hand, if I can buy something with my own money. I work around the problem.