Made a big mistake....

[Baboosh]

Switching over insurance companies so the adjuster called asking some questions. No problem but I guess I put our home number down so he got a hold of my wife....

I then get the "did you know you have 28 guns?" call lol.

I did what any real married man does. I lied lol. I told her the adjuster had the wrong number. Thank god the wife doesn't have the combination to all the safes.

[VegasND]

28 guns? That's not a bad start; get busy buying more!

Oh, it might be a good idea to try a little more honesty in your marriage.

[Maltese Falcon]

Also one thing you never do is clean out the safe(s) and line them all out in the hallway when she is home.

Wait until she goes shopping.

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[MontClaire]

28 guns? That's not a bad start; get busy buying more!

Oh, it might be a good idea to try a little more honesty in your marriage.

I would strongly advise against more honesty in marriage!

[Baboosh]

28 guns? That's not a bad start; get busy buying more!

Oh, it might be a good idea to try a little more honesty in your marriage.

I have an awesome wife and she can careless what I buy.

Still doesn't mean I like explaining to her why I need more

[MaHoTex]

How much less could she care?

[blazeaglory]

I would call my adjuster and chew his @$$ for, number one, talking to my wife and, number two, telling her how many guns "we" have...

[Baboosh]

28 guns? That's not a bad start; get busy buying more!

Oh, it might be a good idea to try a little more honesty in your marriage.

I have an awesome wife and she can careless what I buy.

Still doesn't mean I like explaining to her why I need more

[VegasND]

Who are you trying to convince?

I have an awesome wife and she can careless what I buy.

Still doesn't mean I like explaining to her why I need more

Who are you trying to convince?

I have an awesome wife and she can careless what I buy.

Still doesn't mean I like explaining to her why I need more

[Baboosh]

You guys, duh

[stormvet]

My wife knows I have been buying guns for over twenty years. She never asks or really cares what I buy or when. But if she knew how many I really have I think her jaw would hit the floor. But she knows she married a nut and she's ok with it.

[postal]

Ask her how many pairs of shoes she has. Easy.

[FeuerFrei]

meh... guns for men are like purses and shoes for women. right?


Sent with 2 cans & a long string.

[Baboosh]

That's what I'm talking about. My wife knows I buy a lot but I don't think she ever knew how many.

[Jet Setter]

Be careful. She will eventually find out by opening the safes. Nothing is ever sacred hen you are married.