Anti EBR Article By Jim Zumbo

[leelaw]

Traitor to the Second Amendment. He disgusts me.

[Rumpled]

Man, those are some funny photoshops.

Looks like ole' Jim got bitchslapped right quick if the Renington info is real.
Don't know what to make of the apology; probably trying to save the rest of his $$$ deals.

[Ratters]

You know, as someone whose said a lot of dumbass things in my time, I'm willing to take his apology at face value. Maybe it could be used to change the minds of the many like-minded gun owners that are out there. Lord knows, most duck hunters aren't our friends, maybe this is a way to start bringing them into the fold.

[Incitatus]

please post where you got that memo from

Go to the original article (link is on the first page, first post) and scroll down to "reader comments".

[Incitatus]

(Rated PG)

Jim Zumbo's morning:

ODL= outdoor life

*ring ring
Jim: Jim speaking.....
ODL: Jim, your fired
Jim: Sir, what do you mean I'm fired?
ODL: Jim, have you seen your blog?
JIM: Whats a blog? You mean the intranet?
ODL: Have you been smoking pot again Jim?
JIM: I thought they legalized pot?
ODL: Jim, stfu. Do you see how many subscriptions we've lost because of your bull**** sellout?
Jim: (background noise: Diane, go back to bed...it's just work) Uh No. Lemme check here on my computerater.....
Jim: Oh snap.
ODL: Yeah, snap alright.
Jim: Does this mean you aint paying for me to shoot them thar elk and deers in them big pens this year so it looks like my fat *** can walk up and down them dar heels?"
ODL: Yes jim you high fence ****tard, fired means your fired. No more hunting on our coin and no more Ms. Feinstein under your desk.
Jim: Well, we can still date right?
ODL: Jim, you'll have plenty of spare time on your hands soon, so if you can pick her out of your fat *** crack you can do whatever you want. Besides...why would I care.... Your fired......Dumbass.....
Jim: Thanks sir, I was worried about that.....Fired, really?
ODL: Geezus Jim, you really are an idiot......
Jim: Well look how many people agreed with me
ODL: Two Jim, Two. 7698 people thought you was a sellout.
Jim: Well, ain't that like 20% or something?
ODL: No Jim....It's like .002%
Jim: damn.
ODL: I'm hanging up now.....We're using your last paycheck to clean the crusties off the floor under your desk that Ms Feinstein left there...damn spitters anyways..
Jim: My Diane would never do that!!
ODL: Click

ten minutes later......

ring ring*

Jim: Jim speaking.....
Remington: Jim, wtf were you thinking?
Jim: I don't know sir.....I did just what Diane told me to do...she said it would make me famous......
Rem: Well, your famous now alright. Your on every internet gun sight on the planet.......hope your happy.
Jim. uh.......I don't know what to say......
Rem: You do know we sell more .223 ammo than all the other ammo combined right?
Jim: uh.............
Rem: Are you listening to me you fat slob? Blaming AR15's on terrorism and the demise of hunting is like blaming a SPOON for making you FAT.
Jim: I've been working out........
REM: shooting animals in cages is not working out Jim....you're a disgrace.....
Jim: I'm real sorry sir........
Rem: Well thats not gonna help our gun and ammo sales now is it Jim?
Jim: Well, what if I come out with a new cookbook?
Rem: STF jim. Your fired. You can't cook worth a **** anyways. Send back all the free remington equipment we've sent you. Maybe you should call ruger.......
Jim: Do I need to send back my camo hoveround too?
Rem: Jim, try walking...........you'll lose weight.
Jim: Diane said if I kept eating this new cereal...uh....propo.....ganda......I would lose weight?
Rem: Didn't I tell you to dump her after you got dumped by Ms. pelosi?
Jim: Yeah......I miss her blinking........and those lips....
REM: Christ I'm gonna vomit. Jim did I mention your fired?
Jim: Fired?
Rem: Click


Jim: Diane Honey, I thinks you lied to me. You said everyone hated those scary black weapons and I'd be famous.....
Diane: bllllbrbrlllbr.
Jim: Sorry honey, I didn't know you were stuck under my fat Roll......
Diane: It's ok You fat bastard. (*gasping) You merely succumbed to our liberal propaganda campaine. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Jim: You mean you really are gonna take all my guns?
Diane: Well of course you dumb bastard.......It's for the children!!!

[xenophobe]

hahaha.... sad, but funny.... reallly funny. lol

[odysseus]

Wow... I somehow missed this. What a stupid stupid thing to write when you are a person who does this for a living. Ouch... he is feeling the pain.

[classical_buff]

According to Zumbo, "I'll go so far as to call them "terrorist" rifles."

What???
According to your logic, people who use AR-15('Terrorist Rifles') are 'terrorist'!

Hey Dumbo, I mean Zumbo, our troops are issued M-16 (same evil looking as the 'terrorist rifle' AR-15, but even more evil). Are you calling them "terrorists"?

P.S. Forgetting to lock a door is a mistake. What you have said/written isn't a simple mistake. This is what you actually believe. And, I don't buy your "... long day & I was too tired ..." excuse.

Just because I had a long day at work, I don't go around and renounce my basic rights or true conviction. How can you fall for this non-sense! For that, I do pity you!

[whatdyisit]

This whole thing makes me sick. Here we are trying to keep our "terrorist" rifles (and get 'em back, thanks to OLL's), and we have people like Zumbo who are supposed to be on our side giving the anti's more fuel. This blows...

[PanzerAce]

Dang, my computer has finally found a webpage that locks it up for a little bit while trying to load.

[grammaton76]

Dang, my computer has finally found a webpage that locks it up for a little bit while trying to load.

Try Blockbuster Online. You'll never find a more wreched hive of slowness and javascript.

[jumbopanda]

I wonder what he's going to say when his "sporting rifles" are deemed "evil sniper rifles that can kill babies from 1000 yards away".

[Ford8N]

You know, as someone whose said a lot of dumbass things in my time, I'm willing to take his apology at face value. Maybe it could be used to change the minds of the many like-minded gun owners that are out there. Lord knows, most duck hunters aren't our friends, maybe this is a way to start bringing them into the fold.

If he would now come out strong to the "duck hunters" and other "'Fudds" that there is nothing "evil" about a pistol grip, maybe he can save his credibility. And I was quite amused that the Bradys picked up on his words and got them on their site so fast. The Bradys must monitor the gun sites like the DOJ monitors Calguns.

[daskraut]

Bend him over a stump and tie him in place, then pour that deer stink on his bare, exposed backside and let the bucks have at him!!

[psssniper]

Looks like the relationship is over

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