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  • #46
    Grendl
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 1657

    M1s "ping" when he looks at them. Carbines too.

    Garand or SVT-40? Equal in his hands.
    YOU NEED A GUN TRUST.

    TLCGunTrust@gmail.com
    Nothing I post here constitutes legal advice, nor can it establish an attorney/client relationship.

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    • #47
      Eat Dirt
      Calguns Addict
      • Nov 2007
      • 9537

      He can 'Bump Fire' a Mosin 44
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      I miss the Good 'ol days of Cal -Guns

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      • #48
        MosinVirus
        Happily Infected
        CGN Contributor
        • Sep 2013
        • 5282

        His grip and stance are never wrong, he doesn't know what others mean by recoil and muzzle flip. These concepts simply do not apply to him.

        When he whispers into a loaded magazine, the ammunition becomes self guided.

        If his firearm gets dirty, it invigorates him because he likes it "dirty".

        He doesn't need optics because the technology still hasn't caught up to his eyesight.

        He once won a match by simply tossing bullets at targets at 2800 fps.

        He knows the difference between a magazine and a clip.

        When he shoots 22lr at the range, the target damage is equal only to an air strike.

        When he calls seize fire at the range, crime rate temporarily drops.

        He doesn't respect physics, so his bullets don't drop or slow down.

        When its cloudy, he aims up and the clouds run away.

        When the sun is in his eyes, the sun moves out of the way.
        Hobbies: bla, bla, bla... Bought a Mosin Nagant... Guns, Guns, Guns...

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        • #49
          Father Ted
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2013
          • 889

          Originally posted by rp55
          He shoots low numbered M1903s with impunity, they wouldn't dare fail on him.
          How did this not get brought up right away?
          "The answer to 1984 is 1776!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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          • #50
            C&Rtrader
            Senior Member
            • May 2009
            • 1336

            He doesn't need optics because the technology still hasn't caught up to his eyesight...... ok that was funny. well done.
            WTB:Old Video Games! Nintendo, Sega, Atari, etc consoles and games.
            WTS: Several Neat and uncommon Mosins, Russian SKS, Oddball Mausers. PM for details
            Located in Norcal.

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            • #51
              furyous68
              Senior Member
              • May 2010
              • 1878

              He can shoot 30rnd clips in half a second... with a bolt action
              95,000,000 people die each day in the U.S. from gun violence

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              • #52
                Tonymin
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 768

                His spam cans are filled with caviar
                sigpic
                Looking for locally for sale Nagant revolver

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                • #53
                  DirtyRussianAmmo
                  Senior Member
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 1360

                  His other car is a tank. Really.

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                  • #54
                    Bobby Ricigliano
                    Mit Gott und Mauser
                    CGN Contributor
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 17439

                    He has put 10,000 rounds of Turkish 8mm through his matching bringback G43, which he considers a plinker.

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                    • #55
                      billybob_jcv
                      Senior Member
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1507

                      He crimps all his handloads - with his teeth.
                      He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.
                      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

                      I say thank God for government waste. If government is doing bad things, it's only the waste that prevents the harm from being greater.
                      -Milton Friedman

                      What kind of government do you guys got here? This is worse than California.
                      -Woody Allen, Sleepers

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                      • #56
                        DirtyRussianAmmo
                        Senior Member
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 1360

                        He was once pulled over... The officer remained in his vehicle -- kept his hands where they could be seen -- and sheepishly offered his license and registration.

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                        • #57
                          Vlad 11
                          Veteran Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2961

                          He lives in a log cabin made out of Mosin 1907 carbine stocks and shingled with M39 bayonets.

                          He drives around in an armored vehicle he made out of ground Arisaka Mums
                          __________________

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                          • #58
                            Enfield47
                            Calguns Addict
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 6385

                            He can knock down silhouette targets just buy pointing his fingers down range and saying BANG!

                            He once gave Gorbachev a noogie just to see if the red spot would come off or not.

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                            • #59
                              Father Ted
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 889

                              He once used his neck tie as a sling during a match.

                              He can drift a sight blade with a discerning glance.
                              Last edited by Father Ted; 09-12-2014, 10:35 PM.
                              "The answer to 1984 is 1776!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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                              • #60
                                quadmx301
                                Senior Member
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 1426

                                He can bumpfire a Mosin
                                "The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle" - Gen John J. Pershing, February, 1918

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