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  • DirtyRussianAmmo
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 1365

    Milsurp Man

    Maybe it's the heat, maybe it's the end of summer, or maybe I just need a drink... but whatever it is, I thought we should create a "Milsurp Man." You know, a play on the Dos Equis Man. If you're not familiar with the ads, see example here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE

    Anyway, I thought we could all chip in with some gun related quotes and create the Calguns Milsurp Man.

    OK, I'll start it off with these:

    When he shoots a Mosin, the rifle hurts.

    His bore snake rattles.

    People say thank you when he dry fires their rifle.

    RO's ask him if the range is clear.

    When he shoots corrosive ammo, the rifle next to him rusts.

    His PSA orders arrive the same day.

    All right, your turn....
  • #2
    DirtyRussianAmmo
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 1365

    When he buys a crate of Mosins, it's already been turned into a coffee table.

    Women leave the toilet seat up for him.

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    • #3
      pterrell
      CGN/CGSSA Contributor
      • Aug 2013
      • 3576

      Chuck Norris reloads his brass
      Dear ISIS, Texas is not known for their gun free zones.


      Patches sold here. I am not affiliated with this page in any way.

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      • #4
        Tonymin
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2013
        • 768

        Adolf Hitler left his PPK to him in his will...
        sigpic
        Looking for locally for sale Nagant revolver

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        • #5
          billybob_jcv
          Senior Member
          • Jul 2011
          • 1507

          When the CA DOJ buys a firearm, they inform *him*
          He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.
          -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

          I say thank God for government waste. If government is doing bad things, it's only the waste that prevents the harm from being greater.
          -Milton Friedman

          What kind of government do you guys got here? This is worse than California.
          -Woody Allen, Sleepers

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          • #6
            VolvoWrench
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2013
            • 1007

            He coined the phrase "Slow is smooth and smooth is fast"
            Boston Strong!

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            • #7
              pterrell
              CGN/CGSSA Contributor
              • Aug 2013
              • 3576

              He could shoot down the barrel of Carlos Hathcock's rifle and make it useless.
              Dear ISIS, Texas is not known for their gun free zones.


              Patches sold here. I am not affiliated with this page in any way.

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              • #8
                NOTABIKER
                Calguns Addict
                • Mar 2012
                • 7635

                he has a 100 % original Mosin PU sniper noway.

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                • #9
                  pterrell
                  CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 3576

                  He spreads Cosmoline on his toast at breakfast
                  Dear ISIS, Texas is not known for their gun free zones.


                  Patches sold here. I am not affiliated with this page in any way.

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                  • #10
                    Crunch130
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 750

                    He doesn't ALWAYS shoot 30-06, but when he does, it's through an M1 Garand.
                    "The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army"- General George Washington July 2, 1776

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                    • #11
                      Bobby Ricigliano
                      Mit Gott und Mauser
                      CGN Contributor
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 17439

                      I am really honored that this thread is about me. Thanks guys.

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                      • #12
                        sunrisefordrene
                        Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 443

                        He Gargles with Hoppes no. 9 and flosses with a boresnake.

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                        • #13
                          billybob_jcv
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1507

                          He once shot high, just to experience not hearing the steel ring.
                          He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.
                          -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

                          I say thank God for government waste. If government is doing bad things, it's only the waste that prevents the harm from being greater.
                          -Milton Friedman

                          What kind of government do you guys got here? This is worse than California.
                          -Woody Allen, Sleepers

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                          • #14
                            scifigunner
                            • May 2012
                            • 468

                            Originally posted by billybob_jcv
                            He once shot high, just to experience not hearing the steel ring.
                            And ended up shooting down a terrorist aircraft on its way to bomb an orphanage.
                            Bill of Rights: Void Where Prohibited By Law

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                            • #15
                              DirtyRussianAmmo
                              Senior Member
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 1365

                              He shoots dime-sized groups at a 100 yards... with a 12 gauge.

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