Milsurp Man

[C&Rtrader]

The UPS truck always stops at his house first. And brings him coffee.

He can melt cosmoline with a glare.

He knows how to pronounce IZHEVSK

His SKSs become C&R when he touches them

He doesn't need a COE... he just smiles

De Leon checks his closet and under his bed for Milsurp Man before he falls asleep every night

John Wayne has a poster of him on his wall.

[Bobby Ricigliano]

At campfire gatherings I roast he roasts hotdogs and marshmallows with a Scottish Claymore. Later, he picks his teeth with a Swiss Pioneer Sawback Bayonet. He also uses Howard's Feed 'n' Wax as suntan lotion during daytime shoots. He double parks his Deuce and a Half at the range and Chuck Norris is his ground guide.

[Saigon1965]

LOL! LOL! LOL!

[db42]

When he reloads, he doesn't use a press, he just pinches the bullet in.

He is known to bumpfire - one handed - with a revolver.

His drum mag, has a capacity of 55 gallons.

He can zero a rifle, without firing it.

He once fired a 12 gauge and struck a 6 inch gong at 9.7 miles. When asked how he responded, "I eyeballed it".

He can reload steel rifle casings and make match grade ammunition.

He never uses a suppressor; instead he simply asks the gun to be quieter.

It was reported that he won an IDPA match with a pink pistol. A retraction was later printed . . . he was just pointing his finger and saying "bang".

When he racks his shotgun, nearby water fowl commit suicide.

He was asked to leave a 3 gun competition, for firing all three at the same time.

For home defense, he keeps a GE mini-gun on the nightstand.

[Father Ted]

When he shoots corrosive ammo, his bore becomes cleaner.

[sunrisefordrene]

He never uses a suppressor; instead he simply asks the gun to be quieter..lmfaoffffff!!!!!

[sunrisefordrene]

He once shot a dime out of the air............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......................Blindfolded!!

He skins his kills wit ha toothpick

Ted Nuggent asks him for ammo

In Alaska , a Grizzly once brought a salmon to his feet

He is the "ghost" that De Leon is looking for

[Bobby Ricigliano]

He went to the Virgin Islands.

Now they are just called "The Islands."

[SonofWWIIDI]

I don't always shoot terrorists, but when I do, I never miss and I use my M1 Garand.

[Lone_Gunman]

He will never die, he will just be coated in cosmoline, and put in a crate for later use... He is Milsurp Man.

[ziconceo]

He buys mismatched guns.....just to find the correct parts.

He once fit 30 rounds....in a 5 shot revolver

[Bobby Ricigliano]

His casual desert plinker is an STG-44 and he bump fires 7.92 Kurz by the hundreds. He leaves the empty brass and the expended magazines on the ground when he leaves in his helicopter.

He also hands out FG-42's, MG-42's, and SS marked K98's as party favors.

[NOTABIKER]

I am really honored that this thread is about me. Thanks guys.

you are very welcome

[DirtyRussianAmmo]

LOL! Great stuff guys!

His spam cans come with ammo... and spam.

[DirtyRussianAmmo]

He has a framed letter from General George S. Patton calling him, "the greatest implement of battle ever devised."