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  • #31
    eth727
    Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 440

    he seats his bullets by squeezing his fingers together.

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    • #32
      billybob_jcv
      Senior Member
      • Jul 2011
      • 1507

      His open carry gun is a 155 mic-mic howitzer.
      He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

      I say thank God for government waste. If government is doing bad things, it's only the waste that prevents the harm from being greater.
      -Milton Friedman

      What kind of government do you guys got here? This is worse than California.
      -Woody Allen, Sleepers

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      • #33
        knucklehead0202
        Veteran Member
        • Aug 2008
        • 4086

        He has never had "sticky bolt"

        His sweat is a better stock finish than BLO

        He can hit a moving target with a carcano

        He can cycle a bolt so fast, he doesn't need enbloc clips

        He CAN shoot turk 8mm in a hakim with no problems

        He has never experienced "garand thumb", ever.

        When asked what he feels when shooting an enemy he replies "recoil"

        He can perform most household tasks with a bayonet.

        He considers cosmoline to be an aphrodisiac

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        • #34
          Paulie Lugnuts
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 1756

          He didn't invent the Garand, he perfected it.
          He once fired a 50 cal round with his teeth.
          Arnold Shwartznegger wept in his presence.
          Because milsurp.

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          • #35
            DirtyRussianAmmo
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2013
            • 1360

            His DOB: Whatever

            His Height: Whatever it takes

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            • #36
              NOTABIKER
              Calguns Addict
              • Mar 2012
              • 7635

              Originally posted by pterrell
              He could shoot down the barrel of Carlos Hathcock's rifle and make it useless.
              white feather

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              • #37
                DennisCA
                Veteran Member
                • Jul 2011
                • 4023

                The DOJ ask him what guns makes the list!
                "The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke speech of 23 April 1770, "Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents," delivered to the House of Commons.

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                • #38
                  rdfact
                  CGN Contributor
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 2591

                  Originally posted by Bobby Ricigliano
                  He went to the Virgin Islands.

                  Now they are just called "The Islands."

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                  • #39
                    MasterChief
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 581

                    His Dangerous Game Rifle is a Chipmunk (and he uses CB caps):

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                    • #40
                      NOTABIKER
                      Calguns Addict
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 7635

                      He can see a bullet coming his way.

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                      • #41
                        Father Ted
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 889

                        He can do "the mad minute" in under 30 seconds.
                        "The answer to 1984 is 1776!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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                        • #42
                          Grendl
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 1657

                          "Correct" means he approves.
                          YOU NEED A GUN TRUST.

                          TLCGunTrust@gmail.com
                          Nothing I post here constitutes legal advice, nor can it establish an attorney/client relationship.

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                          • #43
                            NOTABIKER
                            Calguns Addict
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 7635

                            He has never had a bad thing to say about a mosin nagant.

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                            • #44
                              rp55
                              CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                              CGN Contributor
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1823

                              He shoots low numbered M1903s with impunity, they wouldn't dare fail on him.
                              sigpic

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                              • #45
                                ziconceo
                                Veteran Member
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 3269

                                He uses camo painted bullets...so his enemies cant see them coming
                                I don't drink or Smoke. I spend my money on gunpowder and gasoline.

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