New Lube

[scarville]

I have found that the semen from a unicorn is best for my guns, its hard to come by but worth the effort of fighting the troll that ride it.

A troll that rides a unicorn?! Either very young or runs faster than her brothers...

[Mezcalfud]

I just received a PM from someone looking to try OL LUBE. It is refreshing to hear from someone who does not rely on "science", "evidence" or "independent analysis" for their decisions.

Why is it so hard for us as a community of like minded enthusiasts to learn to trust the claims we make? Exaggeration would never be something I would associate with firearm enthusiasts!

I am dumber for reading this.

[quickstop]

Let's say for the sake of argument that it increases velocity 20 fps.....who cares, and does it make any difference in the real world?

[Common]

Look at the numbers. It is very simple. Out of a glock, which is widely accepted as the firearm of choice, you will see a 7 percent increase in velocity over other non-glock pistols. This is in addition to the standard increase from using OL LUBE.

Considering the proliferation of class 3 body armor, I think everyone here will agree that OL LUBE is the only choice when it comes to defending our families and children from armored threats.

[Sacramento Black Rifle]

Stay tuned SBR will have this magical oil soon!

[LBDamned]

my BS detector alerted, when he said ''reduces recoil, and increases veolcity"

I thought it was satire based on the FL thread...

I mean, this is a spoof right?

Edit: Okay, after reading all the OP's posts... it's definitely a spoof. No doubt. And I'm being serious, not funny... he was probably trying to be funny or controversial, but I bet he's laughing his @ss off that people think he's serious...

[helpme]

OL Lube? I stick with CVS brand Astroglide!

I swear once I poured it on my .50 Desert Eagle people have been asking me why my .22 is so big!?

Pretty much a bubble gun

[rexblaine]

It not new, but he is right about the benefits, in fact it is the secret fluid used in the Turbo Encabulator

I think he just said WANG-SHAFT, hangon, was that video the congressional pitch for the first TARP bailout?

[chim-chim7]

I thought it was satire based on the FL thread...

I mean, this is a spoof right?

Edit: Okay, after reading all the OP's posts... it's definitely a spoof. No doubt. And I'm being serious, not funny... he was probably trying to be funny or controversial, but I bet he's laughing his @ss off that people think he's serious...

Yep, successfull troll was successfull. Shame that the bandwidth was used by a user of junior high maturity. To the OP, joking is welcomed, but as gun owners with the left always watching us we need to show that we are educated and mature adults. This thread should be locked by a moderator.

[socal147]

Look at the numbers. It is very simple. Out of a glock, which is widely accepted as the firearm of choice, you will see a 7 percent increase in velocity over other non-glock pistols. This is in addition to the standard increase from using OL LUBE.

Considering the proliferation of class 3 body armor, I think everyone here will agree that OL LUBE is the only choice when it comes to defending our families and children from armored threats.

I saw a 7% increase out of my Glock 17 and about 14% out of my 34. I need to get some depleted uranium rounds to defeat the body armored intruders. Basturds. The Firearm of Choice and OL Lube

[helpme]

...joking is welcomed, but as gun owners with the left always watching us we need to show that we are educated and mature adults. This thread should be locked by a moderator.

ma-what???

[chim-chim7]

I saw a 7% increase out of my Glock 17 and about 14% out of my 34. I need to get some depleted uranium rounds to defeat the body armored intruders. Basturds. The Firearm of Choice and OL Lube

Hey SoCal, have you started that FL rust prevention testing yet? Maybe you can follow up week by week with photos.

[chim-chim7]

ma-what???

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mature

[-hanko]

Yep, successful troll was successful. Shame that the bandwidth was used by a user of junior high maturity. To the OP, joking is welcomed, but as gun owners with the left always watching us we need to show that we are educated and mature adults. This thread should be locked by a moderator.

Sarcasm is usually wasted on the ignorant...

-hanko

[socal147]

Hey SoCal, have you started that FL rust prevention testing yet? Maybe you can follow up week by week with photos.

Not started yet. Should have had the sample plate by now? Still no Militech. And now I need to get OL Lube. Jeez, I hope my house is big enough to hold all of these samples.