Tactical Loadout

[bigb0886]

Except in a theater. You can't go full Pee Wee in a theater.

i just spit soda out of my nose on that one...

[Nate87]

Welcom to Calguns Gecko! Keep your eyes peeled and your head on a swivel!

If you ever need any backup give me a holler, or throw up the Batman sign or whatever it is you do to contact other operators. I have a really sweet, top secret AR rifle that has every possible mall ninja accessory attached to it. It weighs 28 pounds, but looks cool as $h*t!!! I can't say much on this forum due to its secret nature, but it has this wicked sick laser on it that emits high intensity photons and can take someone down at 1.5 klicks. I'm sure you know and have been briefed on it already. So let me know if you ever need any backup on those especially dangerous days like Black Friday and the holliday shopping season.

[Secret]

Welcom to Calguns Gecko! Keep your eyes peeled and your head on a swivel!

If you ever need any backup give me a holler, or throw up the Batman sign or whatever it is you do to contact other operators. I have a really sweet, top secret AR rifle that has every possible mall ninja accessory attached to it. It weighs 28 pounds, but looks cool as $h*t!!! I can't say much on this forum due to its secret nature, but it has this wicked sick laser on it that emits high intensity photons and can take someone down at 1.5 klicks. I'm sure you know and have been briefed on it already. So let me know if you ever need any backup on those especially dangerous days like Black Friday and the holliday shopping season.

That top secret AR also has those CIA mags that are infinite, its a lee press inside of a magazine basically

[Nate87]

That top secret AR also has those CIA mags that are infinite, its a lee press inside of a magazine basically

Close! Hornady L-N-L. It can sustain a quicker rate of fire

[Ackrite]

That top secret AR also has those CIA mags that are infinite, its a lee press inside of a magazine basically

It sounds like I would be more worried about that laser than the rifle itself.

[Jeffu]

Hi, are you my bestfriend?

[biloutkast]

Another Gecko45 poser. **yawn**

[MossbergMan]

Security Firm Employee = Guard

Hi Everyone! I was just recently transferred to California where I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force for a private security firm.

If you work for a private security firm and carry a gun, the State of CA. considers you a guard.
Regardless of your actual duties or internal, self generated title you better get a guard card and firearm permit. If you really want to impress local law enforcement be legal to start with....and IMHO you're a fraud.

[DougJ]

....and IMHO you're a fraud.

Uh, it's just someone playing the Gecko45 game...

Another Gecko45 poser. **yawn**

^This^

[geeknow]

I am not here to impress you,

Your not a navy SEAL, Ranger, or Marine Recon. In fact if you stumbled into half the situations ive been in youd wet yourself and run crying home to your mommy.


So keep your punctuation suggestions to yourself, im a warfighter, not a paper pusher like yourself

my response;
1. Totally agree. You don't. You do, however, entertain me greatly. Thank you for that.

2. I am trying to imagine what possible scenario that you might be referring to. Rest assured, all are equal in their hilarity to me. Again, many thanks.

3. This is the best one yet, for reasons that I cannot disclose to you.

In sum.

[ruchik]

From: Classified
To: Classified (codename Ge45, ID #L33t8utt$3k$)

This is your contact at classified HQ, ID 94285649. We are concerned over your posting of a tactical loadout, which can be approved and provided for you, but cannot be publicly disclosed, because of its sensitive political nature. In the future, please refrain from listing your tactical equipment, as knowing the equipment you use may give our enemies an advantage which may be exploited during dynamic and critical situations. OPSEC moderators will be contacting you shortly regarding your equipment of choice. Over and out.

#563298
LOC 336PU6
Sector H45-AL

[nick562]

HAHAHAHAHAAH Classified HQ? don't you realize that your exact location can be found by your ip address.

[bigb0886]

Lawl @ ID#

[Sonic_mike]

This thread is so tactical it deserves a tactical facepalm.

only face palm is that your a glock fan boy

[supersonic]

Tango - Tree - Hotel - Wun - Four.

Boy, you really need to sharpen up your phonetic skills, Mr. Operator!

From: Classified
To: Classified (codename Ge45, ID #L33t8utt$3k$)

This is your contact at classified HQ, ID 94285649. We are concerned over your posting of a tactical loadout, which can be approved and provided for you, but cannot be publicly disclosed, because of its sensitive political nature. In the future, please refrain from listing your tactical equipment, as knowing the equipment you use may give our enemies an advantage which may be exploited during dynamic and critical situations. OPSEC moderators will be contacting you shortly regarding your equipment of choice. Over and out.

#563298
LOC 336PU6
Sector H45-AL

LMMFAO!!! That friggin' made my day!!!