Tactical Loadout

[Gecko 45]

I have special clearance to post on calguns awarded to me by kestryll himself. And no, i am not the guy who "bangs high profile chicks" but i served breifly with his mentor on a few SPECOPS missions in the 70's. I have not yet had the pleasure of working with him, but i know for certain he was trained by the best.

[geeknow]

Your punctuation has impoved greatly. Well done, soldier.

[smattenson]

Wow just wow...... next time I go to a mall ill have to think differently about the black masked figure behind the cinnabun sign..... if I now didn't know differently (thanks to this thread) I would have just thought it was a stalker. Now however I rest at ease knowing the lives of citizens hang in the kung fu grip of a ex delta ranger navy seal sniper.

You know since gekko 45 (or whatever) is being so honest ill let you know a secret. Chuck Norris wears my face on his underware now since I saved his life in a bloodsport match vs van dam.... got him out in the nic of time . Sorry guys couldn't resist saw this thread at work and we were rolling.

[paul0660]

It is obvious now that this G45 was a tongue in cheek impersonation of the original, and VERY well done, nearly Shakespearean. Kind of leaves your sole supporter up the creek, but that is the way it goes.

[juniorsonic]

It is obvious now that this G45 was a tongue in cheek impersonation of the original, and VERY well done, nearly Shakespearean. Kind of leaves your sole supporter up the creek, but that is the way it goes.

sarcasm
1579, from L.L. sarcasmos, from Gk. sarkasmos "a sneer, jest, taunt, mockery," from sarkazein "to speak bitterly, sneer," lit. "to strip off the flesh," from sarx (gen. sarkos ) "flesh," prop. "piece of meat," from PIE base *twerk- "to cut" (cf. Avestan thwares "to cut"). Sarcastic is from 1695. For nuances of usage, see humor.

[Fishslayer]

This nonsense would go over better on Airsoft Nation.com

Or barf.com...

....these are not the threads you are looking for...

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Obi just took a toke?

Wow just wow...... next time I go to a mall ill have to think differently about the black masked figure behind the cinnabun sign......

You'll never see them unless they want to be seen.:tinfoil:

[smattenson]

I guess im special then.....he even told me to call him nighthawk

[QuarterBoreGunner]

Perhaps the Mods feel any Gecko45 thread is so lame they refuse to enter it. They would be correct about such lameness of course.

Since the offending pic has been quoted several times, maybe the whole thread will just disappear?

We can't be everywhere all the time and depend upon you guys to report things like the previous (now deleted) posts... which no one had reported. I popped in here 'cause damn, a Gecko45 thread? Man you got to check that out.

[zonzin]

I know for a FACT I'd be flogged for posting something much, MUCH less 'offensive' than that.

That was offensive?? I would suggest brutally honest rather than offensive.



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[shortround1]

I for one am happy to have one such as this standing watch over me - like a God - while I roam the killing fields of Westfield Mall blissfully unaware.

"Tacticles" = Ancient Greek god? I'm thinking hell yes. See his first post, (until he edits it).

[Fishslayer]

"Tacticles" = Ancient Greek god? I'm thinking hell yes. See his first post, (until he edits it).

I think "Tacticles" are those fake nuts a vet can install on your dog after neutering... for his self esteem?

[shortround1]

^^You might be right. Maybe the toughest dogs get the brass tacticles. If pronounced "tacticlees," we're now talking superpowers.