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(note: the word "whale" is not in the book of Jonah. But anyway...
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A Pastor was walking to lunch and came upon two boys arguing over a little puppy. He stops and interrupts, asking, "Boys, what is going on here?
One of the boys says, "We found this stray puppy and both want to keep it! So, we decided that whoever could tell the biggest lie, gets the puppy!"
The Pastor responds, "That's terrible! When I was your age, I NEVER told lies!"
The boys suddenly looked very sad and the Pastor is pleased to have made his point. But, then the boys sheepishly look up and one says, "OK, you win the puppy..."Pastor Bill
"Unless I am convinced by Scripture and plain reason- I do not accept the authority of popes and councils [i.e. any man]- my conscience is captive to the Word of God." Martin LutherComment
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Dad joke version:
What was Jesus' favorite beer?
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Where did Jesus go for a snack ??
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What would Jesus drive? A ChristlerComment
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Once she receives the harp, then she has an halo ! Not so much for the guy below...
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I saw the punchline coming a mile away...
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cut rate jokes on the MD telethon...
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