A Harmless Biblical joke

[Eat Dirt]

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden????

[Eat Dirt]

They didn't read the Apple,, Terms and Conditions .....

Next .....

[223556]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Barang]

that's a good one.

[Chugiak]

There was an apple?


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[Barang]

what book in the Bible where they were playing baseball?

[Barang]

genesis - in the beg-inning.

[Dezrat]

Many wonder whether there will be pets in Heaven. I don't know about dogs, but for sure there will be cats there. Where else will they get string for the harps.....


Sorry about that, cat people.

[Barang]

how did apostle paul prepare his coffee?





Hebrews.

[Eat Dirt]

how did apostle paul prepare his coffee?





Hebrews.

But Thomas was heard to say :

I kind of doubt that !!!
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" I like my Coffee so strong , It would wake Lazarus "

[ZapThyCat]

Adam and Seth were walking by the entrance to the garden and Seth asked his father, "what's that place over there?"
Adam responded, "That's where your mother ate us out of house and home".

[sealocan]

If God really knew how women thought,

he would have told Eve not to eat that serpent.









(I tried to look for that joke online because it was worded better when a comedian said it and just now I found this other joke below.)



Adam and Eve definitely were not Chinese.

They would have sold the apple and then eaten the snake.

[Barang]

But Thomas was heard to say :

I kind of doubt that !!!
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" I like my Coffee so strong , It would wake Lazarus "

i kinda doubt that!

[Barang]

what kind of party are they having in hell?

pity party.

why?

because they are weeping and gnashing their teeth.

[viragoman]

Did you know cars are in the Bible? The apostles were all in one Accord...

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