A Harmless Biblical joke

[Eat Dirt]

Now that's a good one to start the week

Glad to see this thread resurrected
( Was that Bad )?

[Barang]

there's also a very important car give away in the Bible, what is it?

winning a soul by kia.

[ZapThyCat]

I know there were motorcycles in the Bible:

Gideon's triumph was heard throughout the land...

[ZapThyCat]

I also understand that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury...

[Barang]

what's the fastest ford model recorded in the Bible?

raptor - 0 to 60 in a blink of an eye.

[Dezrat]

John the Baptist at one point traveled in a Charger.

[Eat Dirt]

Let's get this going again ....For Sunday

[MrTokarev]

Why is Moses considered the biggest rebel in the Old Testament?





Because he broke all Ten Commandments at the same time!

[Kokopelli]

Who was the first smoker in the Bible?

"And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel." Genesis 24:64 KJV

[Barang]

what is the name of the first rock band in the Bible?

Genesis.

[Sailormilan2]

"Who was the shortest man in the Bible?"

Nee Hi Miah.

"Who was the smallest man in the Bible?"

Peter, who slept on his watch.

[Darto]

Why did Jesus walk on the water?
To get to the shore.


(I'm so clever, LOL).

[Eat Dirt]

What was the First assault weapon in the bible ?

Samson with the jawbone of an *** , he slays 1,000 Philistines

[Barang]

what river in the Bible that people think don't exist?

the nile river.

[Eat Dirt]

A Pastor , who loves to go hiking, is out on the trail, when he looks behind him and sees a grizzle bear, so he starts walking faster and so does the bear. He's now running as fast as he can and so is the bear. The only thing the pastor can think to do is drop to his knees and begin praying, " Dear Lord, please let the bear be a Christian". He then turns his head and looks back.
To his amazement, the bear is also on his knees praying, "Dear Lord, I want to thank you for the food I am about to receive".