Three ways to Fail a Drunk Test

[TenSeven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJKRvgWTwA

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That is a great video... but, who can recite the alphabet backwards regardless of intoxication?

I know, I know... it is a spoof...

[taloft]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJKRvgWTwA

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That is classic.

[Rob454]

LOL that was funny.

Ok now why the F**K would anyone in jail or not throw feces and urine at another person? Damn dude that's pretty disgusting. To the LEO that said this is why we don't keep our berettas with us you're right. I would be really really tempted to pull it out and knee cap the bastard. I cant believe people actually do stuff like that. Dude Ive never been in jail in my life. got a few tickets but even if I did get thrown in jail I would'nt be throwing poop and pee. Well if I was a monkey at a zoo i would but we're supposed to be these higher learning THINKING primates. Well I guess not all of us

[retired]

I'm sure no one thought this, but just to make sure; I was only joking with the Beretta comment. No matter what an inmate did, it wasn't worth losing my career over.

[Fire in the Hole]

I doubt anybody would seriously take it the wrong way. It does remind me of the movie "The Long Green Mile" where the psycho guard gets spit on or was it pissed on by the psycho inmate on death row. The psycho guard lost it, pulled his gun and shot the psycho inmate in his cell.

[Rob454]

I'm sure no one thought this, but just to make sure; I was only joking with the Beretta comment. No matter what an inmate did, it wasn't worth losing my career over.

That's probably why I could never be a LEO. If I didnt pull my gun I would beat the person within a inch of their life. At least when i was younger. Then the USMC beat a lot of the crazy out ofmy agression but they left the agression LOL. Im pretty mellow now. Stuff that used to bother me when I was 18-19 doesnt bother me now. I guess thats what happens when you get older or at least smarter.

As for the Green Mile hell man I bet a lot of stuff happen back then that would be considered human rights violations. I mean some of those small town and big town LEOs were so corrupt but nothing was done.

[sephy]

It's what we deal with. Whenever I hear people complain about the "ridiculous high salarys" and pensions of LEO's, I ask them when was the last time in their given occupation they had fecal matter rolled into balls (jail fudge), and flung at them , or got urinated on. They usually don't answer the question.

Being a nurse, I know your pain all too well. I think LEO's should get paid more.

[Fire in the Hole]

Being a nurse, I know your pain all too well. I think LEO's should get paid more.

I appreciate your empathy. I did the usual Cop thing and married a nurse. But you are in the minority with you opinion.

[TenSeven]

Being a nurse...

Having been hospitalized twice I can knowledgeably say that I would never want your job. Bless you for doing that job, it truly takes a special person...

Many, many thanks!!

[retired]

+1 Having endured 8 surgeries during my career and having many nurses help me during those times, I also thank you.

[sephy]

Thanks guys! You all sound like the kind of patient I like to have

[retired]

Thanks guys! You all sound like the kind of patient I like to have

Not if they ever gave me Talwin for pain again. I said/did things I have no memory of and the nurses told me not to return. My wife gave each shift a box of Sees Candy to make amends.

[Super Spy]

Way 3 FTW!

[AndrewMendez]

Thats last one seemed fake!

[johnthomas]

That is a great video... but, who can recite the alphabet backwards regardless of intoxication?

I know, I know... it is a spoof...

It more about following instructions. That is why there are several tests.