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Way 3 sure looks like a winner to me!!!
Got pulled over once, and asked to say my ABCs backwards. I laughed and said "Sh__ I couldn't do that even if I was sober!" Fortunately the police officer had a sense of humor. After a few other tests he realized I was stone cold sober and let me go, laughing and shaking his head. In hind sight, that joke could have cost me a lot of time and money...Last edited by tacticalcity; 11-07-2009, 8:39 PM.Comment
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Drunk guy punches second hole in wall with his head.
Officer: "You're gonna have to quit doing that, ya know?"
Originally posted by Citadelgrad87Comment
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Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Originally posted by M. Sage
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Well the Officer had to warn him. That guy was single-handedly going through the Department's Spackle budget. I've been the receipient of option #3 a few times myself.Comment
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It's what we deal with. Whenever I hear people complain about the "ridiculous high salarys" and pensions of LEO's, I ask them when was the last time in their given occupation they had fecal matter rolled into balls (jail fudge), and flung at them , or got urinated on. They usually don't answer the question.Comment
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On that same topic; when I was a sgt. in the jail, two deputies and I were first the recipient of urine in a cup thrown at us by one inmate, then a sandwich baggie of urine and feces from another.
It was a misdemeanor at the time and since both inmates were in for serious felonies, the city atty. wouldn't file as it would be a waste of money and time. They made it a felony the next year.
Both inmates were forced (legally) to give blood and everything was negative.
After we were hit with the feces/urine, I looked at my deputies and told them,
"That is why we are not allowed to have our Berettas with us."
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Yeah that was an old technique that was employed to involve the suspect, and test his gross motor skills. I haven't seen or heard of it for a long time.Comment
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Oh... good stuff, thanks for the YT link.
Reminds me of one the most memorable times I admin'd FSTs to a DUI suspect. The first FST (remember, this was ~1990-ish) was where I ask him to to stand with his feet together and arms hanging at his side. Then he was to close his eyes and tip his head back. He was to tip his head forward and open his eyes after he thought 10 seconds had elapsed.
The moment he tipped his head back, he immediately fell to his right and straight into some bushes. He then started writhing around which caused him to get all tangled up in the branches and vines... had to explain, but in retrospect it was hilarious.
It was painfully obvious he was hammered so I terminated the FSTs for his safety at that point.
Then he had the balls to fight the DUI since I did not admin all the FSTs... LOLOLOL... he did not do well in court at all...Comment
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