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  • #31
    Maestro Pistolero
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 3897

    He immediately jumped into a push-up position? LOL! Among the array of possible reactions to having a shot fired in your direction, that is one that definitely has not occurred to me.
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    • #32
      jamesob
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 4821

      carry a glock next time, it would have fired if you had a round chambered

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      • #33
        Steve G
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2005
        • 1931

        Originally posted by davidbanner
        Any thoughts on how this would have ended for either of us if my saftey were not on?
        Did you soil your Jockey's?

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        • #34
          bollero
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 1039

          Ban this guy ...

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          • #35
            VendetAR
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2013
            • 1142

            Originally posted by Maestro Pistolero
            He immediately jumped into a push-up position? LOL! Among the array of possible reactions to having a shot fired in your direction, that is one that definitely has not occurred to me.
            Its the standard prison yard position. This story fails so much that it failed the fail test

            I think the robbers stole is intelligence if it did happen.

            I want to know how you can completely pull the trigger with the safety on? And it took 3 times to figure it out?

            I have to stop, this is friggin horrible.
            See ya mid February!

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            • #36
              IVC
              I need a LIFE!!
              • Jul 2010
              • 17628

              Originally posted by email
              He called you "boy"?

              Are you black?
              Paging Eric Holder and Al Sharpton. Civil rights are being violated...
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              • #37
                jeffrice6
                Calguns Addict
                • Jan 2006
                • 5172

                WTB: S&W 617 4" 10 shot Pre-Lock

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                • #38
                  ZombieKiller
                  Veteran Member
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 2555

                  How many push ups did he do after he dropped down?

                  I bet he did a whole bunch.


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                  • #39
                    clbshooter
                    Member
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 380

                    Go ask your mommy for a glass of milk. When you get the milk put it down and go drink the koolaid.

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                    • #40
                      numpty
                      CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                      CGN Contributor
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 2202

                      Originally posted by Army
                      Any other stupid thoughts of not holding him and calling the police after being physically assaulted?
                      Aside from this story sounding silly, how would you go about holding someone? Couldn't they just get up and walk away? Maybe you just hope that they don't know that?
                      The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly.
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                      • #41
                        pastureofmuppets
                        Senior Member
                        • May 2013
                        • 1805

                        More cool stories from the same bro'...


                        I know we can now bring guns into Yosemite Park. I had mine under my pillow while 6 bears sniffed arround our tent site. I fellt somewhat safe. Being in Califorinia I'm allowed only 10 in the mag which would have given me 2 spares if I had hit all six in the event of an attack haha
                        I was driving down the street in my 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as an LEO speed past me only to get caught at the red light intersection next to me. I leaned forward to put out my cigarette and looked up afterward to see him gleaming down into my car as if I were hiding something, putting out a joint maybe? Sticking a gun behind the stereo maybe? I don’t know what he was thinking. I then looked forward at the stoplight as it turned from red to green and slowly pulled off. The LEO suddenly pulled out of right-turn-only lane and came up behind me with his lights flashing. I quickly pulled to the right. He walked up to my window and asked my why he pulled my over. I looked at him baffled and said no officer, I don’t. He said yes you do and that he fights his battles in court. I was even more confused and said I don’t understand officer. He said you were speeding weren’t you. I said that I was not going any faster than the cars passing me up including him. He appeared angered and had is hand on his radio button while covering his badge. He said it again to me “You were speeding weren’t you! Maybe your tires are oversized or your speedometer isn’t working” I nodded once to give him satisfaction but didn’t say yes because I was not speeding. I actually wasn’t sure because I wasn’t checking my speedometer. I drive that street every day and can feel that I’m not doing over 40. He then appeared satisfied that I nodded and then asked me for my driver’s license and registration. I was happy to provide it to him because his attitude seemed to reflect that he assumed I didn’t have either. He took a quick look and handed them back, then told me to watch my speed. As he walked away, I tuned in with my bionic ears and heard him say to himself “why do they drive those cars?” The moral of this story is to try and not look suspicious for any reason. Don’t drive old cars with tinted windows or eyeball LEO’s, especially after your putting something away. I later bought a Ford Crown Victoria and since had police wave at me as if I were undercover or captain or something. I even got away with speeding. They pulled over the other guy. It’s about profiling... you got to fool them because they can be ignorant as hell.
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                        • #42
                          hellayella
                          Calguns Addict
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 5578

                          why were u in a dark alley...turning tricks is bad for your health!

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                          • #43
                            ZombieKiller
                            Veteran Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 2555

                            I have to ask also- he sent you flying 7 or 8 feet?

                            Go to the gym bro.


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                            "The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory...."

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                            • #44
                              DennisCA
                              Veteran Member
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 4067

                              Originally posted by davidbanner
                              Any thoughts on how this would have ended for either of us if my saftey were not on?
                              If the safety wasn't on, you would be standing trial - If it happened in FL, you can bet the CA district atty would have charged you!
                              "The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke speech of 23 April 1770, "Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents," delivered to the House of Commons.

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                              • #45
                                jazman
                                Senior Member
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 2140

                                Originally posted by pastureofmuppets
                                More cool stories from the same bro'...
                                Hilarious posts, thanks for re-posting. I have to say though, unless you are looking to destroy your camera in your avatar, did you really learn any gun safety rules from the classes in your sig line?
                                Originally posted by Kestryll
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