He immediately jumped into a push-up position? LOL! Among the array of possible reactions to having a shot fired in your direction, that is one that definitely has not occurred to me.
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Its the standard prison yard position. This story fails so much that it failed the fail test
I think the robbers stole is intelligence if it did happen.
I want to know how you can completely pull the trigger with the safety on? And it took 3 times to figure it out?
I have to stop, this is friggin horrible.See ya mid February!Comment
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How many push ups did he do after he dropped down?
I bet he did a whole bunch.
Sent from a deserted island using a message in a bottle...."The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory...."Comment
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Go ask your mommy for a glass of milk. When you get the milk put it down and go drink the koolaid.Comment
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The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly.
John 10:10
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More cool stories from the same bro'...
I know we can now bring guns into Yosemite Park. I had mine under my pillow while 6 bears sniffed arround our tent site. I fellt somewhat safe. Being in Califorinia I'm allowed only 10 in the mag which would have given me 2 spares if I had hit all six in the event of an attack hahaI was driving down the street in my 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as an LEO speed past me only to get caught at the red light intersection next to me. I leaned forward to put out my cigarette and looked up afterward to see him gleaming down into my car as if I were hiding something, putting out a joint maybe? Sticking a gun behind the stereo maybe? I don’t know what he was thinking. I then looked forward at the stoplight as it turned from red to green and slowly pulled off. The LEO suddenly pulled out of right-turn-only lane and came up behind me with his lights flashing. I quickly pulled to the right. He walked up to my window and asked my why he pulled my over. I looked at him baffled and said no officer, I don’t. He said yes you do and that he fights his battles in court. I was even more confused and said I don’t understand officer. He said you were speeding weren’t you. I said that I was not going any faster than the cars passing me up including him. He appeared angered and had is hand on his radio button while covering his badge. He said it again to me “You were speeding weren’t you! Maybe your tires are oversized or your speedometer isn’t working” I nodded once to give him satisfaction but didn’t say yes because I was not speeding. I actually wasn’t sure because I wasn’t checking my speedometer. I drive that street every day and can feel that I’m not doing over 40. He then appeared satisfied that I nodded and then asked me for my driver’s license and registration. I was happy to provide it to him because his attitude seemed to reflect that he assumed I didn’t have either. He took a quick look and handed them back, then told me to watch my speed. As he walked away, I tuned in with my bionic ears and heard him say to himself “why do they drive those cars?” The moral of this story is to try and not look suspicious for any reason. Don’t drive old cars with tinted windows or eyeball LEO’s, especially after your putting something away. I later bought a Ford Crown Victoria and since had police wave at me as if I were undercover or captain or something. I even got away with speeding. They pulled over the other guy. It’s about profiling... you got to fool them because they can be ignorant as hell.Host of the FAST OC podcast.Comment
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why were u in a dark alley...turning tricks is bad for your health!Comment
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I have to ask also- he sent you flying 7 or 8 feet?
Go to the gym bro.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke speech of 23 April 1770, "Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents," delivered to the House of Commons.Comment
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_________________________________Originally posted by KestryllYou're boned.
If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly.Comment
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