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[Carsgunsandchics]

My key was a real handcuff key. The Deputy asked why I had it.

I've been asked before for the same thing but I replied "It's for that time in my life just in case my kinky gf looses the key for the sex cuffs". Followed up with a chocking Deputy that waved me through.

[drdarrin@sbcglobal.net]

These are the same folks that have unlimited access to unsafe handguns?

[socalpistolero]

really!

[fighterpilot562]

Also vote stupid

[cabinetguy]

so how many guns did you manage to disassemble?

[CHS]

I've been asked before for the same thing but I replied "It's for that time in my life just in case my kinky gf looses the key for the sex cuffs". Followed up with a chocking Deputy that waved me through.

When I'm questioned about my handcuff key I tell them straight up "It's for kinky sex" and look them RIGHT IN THE EYE.

They nervously return my keys. Every. Time.

[Ubermcoupe]

When I'm questioned about my handcuff key I tell them straight up "It's for kinky sex" and look them RIGHT IN THE EYE.

They nervously return my keys. Every. Time.

[PandaLuv]

Wait wait wait guys before you go on all bashing....the Judges decide what is allowed in the courthouses...not the deputies and secondly...are you sure it was Deputies and not some security company the Judges hired?

In the San Bernardino Courts it Guardsmark hired by the Judges and the judges decide. For a while they wouldn't allow cell phones...what is the perosn at the screening station suppose to do...go against the judges.

Lastly..don't complain...become a cop and make the world better...if you can.

Lol what?


What does that have to do with anything?

OP said that the key was for a gun lock, the LE responded with "you must disassemble a lot of guns with that key"


If OP is telling the truth, the cop is an idiot or he was joking.

[wisefire]

I've been asked before for the same thing but I replied "It's for that time in my life just in case my kinky gf looses the key for the sex cuffs". Followed up with a chocking Deputy that waved me through.

I would love to see their facial expression.

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[cannon]

The folks at Malibu Courthouse are not Sheriffs or LE. Malibu uses a combination of "Sheriff White Shirts" who are $10.00 per hour Custody Assistants and rental security.

Expect them to know no more about firearms than any other low paid rental security.

Also in L.A. County a retired judge names Mills determines what can and cannot be brought into a courthouse. He's a very well paid yet relatively harmless old goof who doesn't have a clue on a myriad of security topics.

[Decoligny]

Wait wait wait guys before you go on all bashing....the Judges decide what is allowed in the courthouses...not the deputies and secondly...are you sure it was Deputies and not some security company the Judges hired?

In the San Bernardino Courts it Guardsmark hired by the Judges and the judges decide. For a while they wouldn't allow cell phones...what is the perosn at the screening station suppose to do...go against the judges.

Lastly..don't complain...become a cop and make the world better...if you can.

You really think the Judge made a determination beforehand that he would not allow a trigger lock key into the courthouse? The guard/deputy didn't even know what it was for after he was told what it was. If he did then he wouldn't have said "You can disassemble a gun with this!"

The guard/deputy is a fool.

OP, next time just tell him that it is the key to your wife's jewelry box. He will say "OK, go right in!"

As far as becoming a cop, not gonna happen. If I need my car repaired, I take it to a mechanic. I expect that mechanic to not be an idiot, and to know how to do his job. If he doesn't I will tell everyone not to go to that mechanic because he is a fool. I will not become a mechanic myself because he doesn't know how to do his job. Same thing with cops. If a particular cop/deputy/guard does not know which way is up, that in no way requires me to take on his job in order to earn the right to complain about his incompetence.

[Turbinator]

When I'm questioned about my handcuff key I tell them straight up "It's for kinky sex" and look them RIGHT IN THE EYE.

They nervously return my keys. Every. Time.

Funny thing is, I think you're actually serious.

Turby

[alfred1222]

When I'm questioned about my handcuff key I tell them straight up "It's for kinky sex" and look them RIGHT IN THE EYE.

They nervously return my keys. Every. Time.

This is EPIC

[Travis590A1]

Well some cops aren't very smart. My dad is in L.E. and he has co-workers who don't even know how to clean their guns lol I've had to clean 3-4 guns for corrections officers. Its sad when a civilian knows more about your firearm than a "trained" L.E. officer.

[CHS]

Funny thing is, I think you're actually serious.

Turby

Oh I'm dead serious.

I hate it when people question my right to have handcuff's and handcuff keys. It's none of their damn business and I will make their questions as uncomfortable as possible for them.