Future in law is a gun nut(case).

[email]

Buy him some tactical bacon and all will be well.

[roushstage2]

Sounds like what Alan from The Hangover would act like if he had guns...

[SID45]

As long as you like his sister and she is really hot, that will compensate for his weaknesses. You will not sleep with him anyway....

[Decoligny]

Run Away, don't walk. Do not look back.

You date in order to find out if you are compatible. Not only with her, but with her family. If this get serious to the point of marraige, you are marrying INTO her family.

Are you willing to put up with this MORON for the rest of your life? If not, see line 1.

[repubconserv]

LOL, I love the people taking this thread seriously

[223556]

ROFL!!! "Watch your six"

[Zartan]

I like the lazy eye part. Good shyt

AHAHAHA! That popcorn eater is killin' me!

[Sleighter]

Well played. Based on half the responses you have trolled well.

[Sleighter]

wait a minute

if this is true(but seeing others calling a troll) i would have left right away

You actually posted in the original thread that this is a parody of !!! Your post from that thread is below.

you should have give him a firm smack to the face for saying such a stupid thing, then go on with the safety lesson

[bob7122]

decent troll thread. i give you 9/10 just because i hate giving 10/10

[Shellshocker66]

ROFL thanks for making my day! I knew right from the start it was a play on the other post!

I needed that laugh after dealing with a bunch of ill tempered female goats who hate each other!

[SouperMan]

What was the result of the Delta Level Interrogation?

LOL, indeed! Good play! Took me a bit to connect the two.

[Musashi]

lol

[pepsi2451]

lol good one. I caught on shortly after the Modern Warfare and Steven Segal part.

[oldsmoboat]

Is the OP for real?