DD'S RANCH????

[lasereye]

Ok, I bought some things online from DD's Ranch and didn't tell my wife anything about it. The package came very swiftly ( like two or three days USPS ) and I was home for the mailmans delivery, so I put it away in my arms area and never told my wife.

So the Visa bill shows up today and I get:
"What the F is this, you SOB."
I'm like, " what? OHH, that was for my lower parts."
She says" So you got your F'n lower parts serviced, you SOB."

So my question is , how did you tell your wife that DD's Ranch has nothing to do with bra size nor the sex industry?
I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight unless I can get her to look at their web page. The couch isn't that bad; I just pretend I'm camping.

[Vin496]

Ok, I bought some things online from DD's Ranch and didn't tell my wife anything about it. The package came very swiftly ( like two or three days USPS ) and I was home for the mailmans delivery, so I put it away in my arms area and never told my wife.

So the Visa bill shows up today and I get:
"What the F is this, you SOB."
I'm like, " what? OHH, that was for my lower parts."
She says" So you got your F'n lower parts serviced, you SOB."

So my question is , how did you tell your wife that DD's Ranch has nothing to do with bra size nor the sex industry?
I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight unless I can get her to look at their web page. The couch isn't that bad; I just pretend I'm camping.

LOL,

Good story. If this is true and she thinks you went to some bunny ranch, wouldn't the easy solution be to just show her the box/gun/page?

[lasereye]

LOL,

Good story. If this is true and she thinks you went to some bunny ranch, wouldn't the easy solution be to just show her the box/gun/page?

OOOHHH, it's true and my goal is the web page. May be my new default home page.

[nrakid88]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blkrifle223]

i cant help... but ROFL...

[Vin496]

OK, here's what you do, go to the website and print 100 copies of the homepage for DDRanch, and tape them all over the house.

Then when she realizes that she made a scene. Order something else in front of her.

[MrNiceGuy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Owned!!

Seriously.....show her the package from DD Ranch....lol.

[ck867]

This has to win best thread

[audihenry]

Easy to see who wears the pants in your house. You SOB.

[mvpatriot]

Easy to see who wears the pants in your house. You SOB.

seems that way huh.....

anyway, quite funny story. Just tell her its a midget porn site.....

maybe she will be just a little mad

[BroncoBob]

Pull out your lower parts and show her......... You know what lower parts I'm referring too, the ones from DD's. Sick minds all you guys........

[f4iguy]

You could always say " Honey what kind of fool do you take me for if I HAD went to a whore house I would have paid cash"

Then if she's like my wife she will realize the error of he ways and no couch for you. Damn thats right that wouldn't work for me either!

[SanSacto]

"DDs Ranch"......if I didn't know it was an online gun dealer I would be suspicious too! LOL really!!!!!

[lasereye]

Pull out your lower parts and show her......... You know what lower parts I'm referring too, the ones from DD's. Sick minds all you guys........

Now thats F'n funny...but thats what her mind was thinking too.

Easy to see who wears the pants in your house. You SOB.

There's only one pair of pants in this household and we both have a leg in it.
Now at times it's like we're in a drunken three legged race , but its worked for the last fifteen years.
I think the biggest problem here is that I (like most of you do) thought it was F'n funny. I was trying to be serious in the conversation and just counldn't wipe the BIG A** smile off my face which just made matters worse.

[mark2203]

Hahaha! That's great.
All gun shops need to do a descrete charge. I think we're all guilty of this to some degree.