DD'S RANCH????

[bplvr]

I found a pic of two of the sales clerks at DD's Ranch. Look on the bright side .You still get to sleep indoors.

[BroncoBob]

I found a pic of two of the sales clerks at DD's Ranch. Look on the bright side .You still get to sleep indoors.

Damn!

[copenhagen269]

+1 on your own visa if you can pull it off. I have my brother order everything on his card and pay him in cash.

[IsaacGlass]

Ok, I bought some things online from DD's Ranch and didn't tell my wife anything about it. The package came very swiftly ( like two or three days USPS ) and I was home for the mailmans delivery, so I put it away in my arms area and never told my wife.

So the Visa bill shows up today and I get:
"What the F is this, you SOB."
I'm like, " what? OHH, that was for my lower parts."
She says" So you got your F'n lower parts serviced, you SOB."

So my question is , how did you tell your wife that DD's Ranch has nothing to do with bra size nor the sex industry?
I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight unless I can get her to look at their web page. The couch isn't that bad; I just pretend I'm camping.

Grilled up some steaks on Sunday and say it was from DD ranch, and tell her they were expensive aged steaks

[hoozaru]

lol da funniest story I heard this year.

why dont you ask her to give dean a call?

[bluestaterebel]

Great story, Double Ds Ranch! lower parts serviced...

[capntroy]

At this point, my wife would probably give me less heartache about going to the bunny ranch than if I bought "another goddamn gun"

[bluestaterebel]

At this point, my wife would probably give me less heartache about going to the bunny ranch than if I bought "another goddamn gun"

I feel you brother