Things I Learned From Calguns

[Hopi]

Did you find a grammar error in there too?

Only too.

[Some Guy]

Things I learned on Calguns:
1. 7x57 has too much time on his hands.
2. I need to apply for a job wherever 7x57 works.

[7x57]

Things I learned on Calguns:
1. 7x57 has too much time on his hands.

It's easy to do. First, get a snarky sarcastic voice in your head that makes snide comments about everything. Second, as you read Calguns over a long period of time, write down each tidbit of nastiness as it pops into your head. Third, post it all at once on April First so it looks like you spent all of last week writing down mean things.

Simple.

7x57

[7x57]

I read the first 5 lines then jumped to the back hoping some one would post a short version, cuss I don't have time to read this stuff, it takes why to much of my other reading and ranting away.

I'm quite insulted that you value your ranting over my ranting.

The Executive Summary is the very first item: I need more guns. Everything else is commentary.

7x57

[n2k]

So was this list your last hoorah, before your time is completely consumed with the...

[tba02]

- calgun addict has a dog that has to go out and pee, but I keep reading thinking part 2 would be the end (she's happy, I need to go back to read the rest now)

- I will read this post again ... "in two weeks"

[7x57]

So was this list your last hoorah, before your time is completely consumed with the...

Depends on exactly when the wife goes into labor, but could well be. I may be reduced to the occasional late-night visit and perhaps some binge-reading.

7x57

[Mikeb]

7x57 You've learned a lot. Good work
take care
Mike

[thedrickel]

You forgot -

Rule #1 for selling things on CGN - call it a 'group buy' !

[M. Sage]

...powdered salt into the spaces between the buckshot in my shotgun shells just to cause more PAIN.

Wait.. you can do that?! I need a shotgun!!

Maybe if I super-saturate some water with salt, then pour it and let it crystallize in the cavities of my hollowpoints...

(It's bad that I actually thought that out in such detail, even though I'm joking... or am I? )

I learned about jenkem

+1. How could he forget about jenkem.

"Things I learned on Calguns:

You can make poop into a drug."

[Vacaville]

Now I need to find someone who can carve "The Gates of Hell" into my rifle stock and label it "Take a good look at where you're going, M-----F----".

A fun read, thanks!

[rabagley]

Since statistically I'll only get one or two shots, it's sane to craft complex shotgun load-outs with the lowest-powered loadings first in the magazine.

I think I said that. And yeah, I've changed my mind.

[nick]

I got it. You're saying I need to buy more guns and ammo, right?

EDIT: Do you realize that as I was reading this I missed a Glock 35 in the FS section??? Wait, I already have one... I still missed it, thanks to your long post!

[supersonic]

To the OP: you have WAAAY too much freetime. A shrink may be helpful. Maybe.

[7x57]

I think I said that. And yeah, I've changed my mind.

Whoops, now I've been busted by someone I was ragging on, the great hazard of satirists everywhere.

I'll give you credit in the list, unless you don't want it. (But if you didn't, why tell us?)

7x57