Things I Learned From Calguns

[7x57]

I got it. You're saying I need to buy more guns and ammo, right?

And components!

EDIT: Do you realize that as I was reading this I missed a Glock 35 in the FS section??? Wait, I already have one... I still missed it, thanks to your long post!

So you're thanking me for saving you money, right?

Anyway, I figured out how to get extra space between list items, and then felt unaccountably compelled to go put them into the original posts.

Good: now you can read them without eyestrain.

Bad: I spent more time on them.

7x57

[rabagley]

Whoops, now I've been busted by someone I was ragging on, the great hazard of satirists everywhere.

I'll give you credit in the list, unless you don't want it. (But if you didn't, why tell us?)

7x57

Doesn't matter either way. I don't mind having a few jokes at my expense. I was grinning as I read that anyway, so don't take away from any of my remarks that I'm offended.

It's a great list. Be glad you wrote it before the kid comes, you won't have time for months after (s)he gets here.

[jkchan83]

Great list! Wish I had the time/effort to put that together.

[510dat]

Did somebody say krinker plinker?

[Black Majik]

Did somebody say krinker plinker?

Nope.
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[hoffmang]

This thread will be over....

In two weeks!

-Gene

[SimpleCountryActuary]

And?

All that and I'm still not sure which rifle is best for zombie killing.

[7x57]

All that and I'm still not sure which rifle is best for zombie killing.

No doubt you missed this:

The only way to be prepared for whatever type of zombies I encounter is to have several specimens of all four types close at hand at all times, at least loaded and ready beside my chair if my lap isn't big enough to cradle them while I --work-- read Calguns.

So make sure you own many zombie guns of different types. It's the only way to be sure.

It may seem odd, but you don't have to worry:

It's totally normal to cradle one or more guns in my lap while reading Calguns.

So there you go--it's totally normal. No reason not to go out and buy them right now.

7x57

[UBFRAGD]

Wow, 7x57, that was hilarious--fun stuff. A first, too--I don't think reading calguns ever cut into the time I spend reading the stacks of gun mags I bring home from the bookstore until your thread.....

[Eroland7]

Great list! Wish I had the time/effort to put that together.

I wish I had the attention span to read the whole thing...

[berto]

[*] Dogs, especially German Shepherds, can easily be trained to operate miniguns and other fixed-mount weapons.

[*] It is a sane and safe thing to do to train dogs to operate miniguns and other fixed-mount weapons.



7x57

Link to trained dog please. Minigun too. I'm too lazy to do the work.

[Foulball]

Great list 7x57!
Very funny and a good read while I'm at work.
Thanks.

[Black Majik]

Link to trained dog please. Minigun too. I'm too lazy to do the work.

LOL I rest my case. We're a lazy bunch here on Calguns.

[7x57]

Link to trained dog please. Minigun too. I'm too lazy to do the work.

Fine, I'll do it for you....

Real Watchdog


...but it's gonna cost you a mention on the list.

7x57

[SimpleCountryActuary]

No doubt you missed this:

So make sure you own many zombie guns of different types. It's the only way to be sure.

So there you go--it's totally normal. No reason not to go out and buy them right now.

7x57

Way ahead of you, dude!