CHP or BP? Regardless, retarded. They probably care as much as people coming in with hedgehogs, fireworks, stuffed rattlesnakes or moonshine.
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They were closed when I drove through.
Looks like Mr. Paranoia stopped by for a visit.
Fify a little.True wealth is time. Time to enjoy life.
Life's journey is not to arrive safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy schit...what a ride"!!
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
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My sister in law's husband always brings back fireworks with no problem. What's the difference, obey all traffic lawsComment
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If they pull you over, just don't clench.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Yeah Bob says his uncle told him, Clancy's sister's mother was there and saw the whole thing.Only slaves don't need guns
We stand for the Anthem, we kneel for the crossOriginally posted by epilepticninjaAmericans vs. Democrats
We already have the only reasonable Gun Control we need, It's called the Second Amendment and it's the government it controls.
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There is a reason LE asks that question. There is also an appropriate non-incriminating response to it. Both are trade secrets that you would have to become an LEO to find out. So for now, slow down and no one will ask you that question.
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Yes, they most certainly are; there is now a CHP officer (female) just beyond the fruit stand swinging from a hot-air balloon in the nude. She can detect any member of the Cal Guns forum simply by their nervous habits, being that most all are worried so much. Your mother will then be called.Comment
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Quote: Any CHP ammo checks driving back from Vegas?
Most likely-so I dug a tunnel last night at the Nevada border.
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If you Pm me I'll send you my email addy so you can paypal me my fee and I'll tell you where it is.
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There is a reason LE asks that question. There is also an appropriate non-incriminating response to it. Both are trade secrets that you would have to become an LEO to find out. So for now, slow down and no one will ask you that question.
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hummmm, what are the trade secrets . . . ?Comment
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