Why do I need more than 1 gun?

[ZRX61]

That was a question put to me this morning at college by another student... Which I countered with:
"Do you play, or know anyone who plays, golf?

"yes" was the answer...

So I enquired why they needed more than one club...?

Which caused the person to say "oh...."
ZING!

[Frijolito1988]

ZING!

[QuarterBoreGunner]

I like that analogy.

[wash]

I think it's more like women and shoes.

Let's see what happens if we try to limit women to one pair of flats and one pair of heels.

[QuarterBoreGunner]

Actually that's funny. I used to use that argument with my ex-wife: every two or three pairs of shoes she got, I'd get a gun. We'd have this same conversation-
SHE: Why do you need another .45? Don't you already have a Colt?
ME: Well yeah, but this is a Kimber. It's different. Why do you need another pair of black shoes?
SHE: Well these are flats, not heels. It's different.

[maschronic]

i only own one gun.

[renardsubtil]

Womens shoes? come on dude...try purses :P oh yeah and don't forget the need for a matching wallet to go into the purse and the bling accessories that go with the key fob *sigh*

The price factor of a "purse" goes WAY up and is more in line with ebil gunz imho

[QuarterBoreGunner]

"Beware the man with only one gun; he probably knows how to use it very well."

[bobfried]

All my guns where loss in a boating accident!

[tortoisethunder]

Because they are beatiful pieces of machinery...perfect in form and function...many different sizes and colors, kinda like flowers. One is nice and all you need, but a DOZEN is nicer!

I would just say, "BECAUSE THEY MAKE MORE THAN ONE TYPE"!

[QuarterBoreGunner]

Of course they were!

But you know what they say... "This was *no* boating accident"

[eijjie33]

same thing with the cooks/chefs why do they different knives,pots and pans?

[Beelzy]

Guns are like Lay's potato chips.....you can't have just one.

[Stanze]

It's the Bill of RIGHTS! Not the Bill of NEEDS!

[windrunner50]

Good Job!