Turning 50 soon - what do I ask for?

[bsim]

So, the big 50 is rapidly approaching. I'm thinking a .50 cal is appropriate!

So, what's a good suggestion in that cal.? DE? DTC?

Lemme know...

[XDJYo]

Colonoscopy. If you don't, the doctor will.

[Garv]

S&W 500?

[jpdlaw]

20-year old eyes would be nice to have again.

[RobG]

Come on man, you are hitting half a century and the best you can do is a new gun?

[Barang]

buy the one that you've been dreaming about for a looong time.

[Soginator]

WC Elite Professional...and then give it to me for charity!

[TripleThreat]

You Choose!

1. A Wife that still gives a *****.
2. Morning Wood (just like when you were 16!)
3. A Girlfriend that cost less than your current Wife
4. A free prescription of Cialis or Viagra

Triple

[TripleThreat]

Go to Vegas and get a 20 year old hooker.

Fixed.

[Maht_g]

Ask for a blowski!

[desertrider]

Love the answers here!

I turned 50 this year. Glad I have a good sense of humor and low expectations, both traits made things much more tolerable!

[myk]

Go to Vegas and get an 18 year old hooker.

Updated from the previous fix...

[colossians323]

I would ask for world peace

[dpr]

Your lost youth.

[Bullitt01]

I would ask for world pea's