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  • #46
    SonofWWIIDI
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Nov 2011
    • 21583

    Originally posted by OlderThanDirt
    If someone is butt ugly, is it a beard or pubic hair.
    That depends on how many facelifts she has had.



    15 years in the future.


    You can see they censored out her navel.
    Last edited by SonofWWIIDI; 08-23-2023, 5:08 AM.
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    • #47
      ibanezfoo
      I need a LIFE!!
      • Apr 2007
      • 11692

      Originally posted by norcalAF
      This is the way. Unfortunately my .mil affiliate requires a monthly elimination of most facial hair.
      Man I wish I could just shave once a month. If I want a smooth face I?d have to shave twice a day. I can get a beard over a weekend. I?m kind like a werewolf
      vindicta inducit ad salutem?

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      • #48
        BigPimping
        CGN Contributor
        • Feb 2010
        • 21441

        Shave once a month???? I do it twice a day!!!!!
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        When pimping begins, friendship ends.

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        • #49
          ARFrog
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2016
          • 1291

          Originally posted by BigPimping
          Shave once a month???? I do it twice a day!!!!!
          That explains a lot. I do believe the creeping crud may not be from beards but from improper sanitizatiion of your shaving paraphernalia. There is a reason your local barber uses these...



          and if they don't work you can always go for a good blood-letting (with or without leaches.)
          Last edited by ARFrog; 10-09-2023, 11:49 AM.
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          • #50
            SonofWWIIDI
            I need a LIFE!!
            • Nov 2011
            • 21583

            Originally posted by ibanezfoo
            Man I wish I could just shave once a month. If I want a smooth face I?d have to shave twice a day. I can get a beard over a weekend. I?m kind like a werewolf
            After multiple decades on this planet, and decades trying. I have a respectable beard. But it has been a long fought battle. I do not envy those who(m?) must shave often.
            Sorry, not sorry.
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            Dear autocorrect, I'm really getting tired of your shirt!

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