Beards caused Covid!!!!

[BigPimping]

Call the wambulance and tell them to take your total lack of masculinity to the hospital, cause your schtick is on life support.

Come over to my lair Just because I have Covid, doesn?t mean my pimp hand isn?t strong. Everything you?ve ever said in regards to anything I post has been negative.

You?re a sorry excuse for a member and deserve the ban hammer immediately.

[OlderThanDirt]

I realized today that when I was at the conference where I caught the Covid, there was a person sitting behind me that had a massive beard. All of the disease and microbes and parasites that are inside a beard have to be the source..

I am 100% convinced of this. Beards are truly the root of all evil.

That wasn?t a beard and you aren?t supposed to put that thing sticking out from the beard in your mouth.

[BigPimping]

Oh my!!! it looked like a beard!!!

[BigPimping]

In 1698, Tsar Peter I of Russia instituted a beard tax as part of an effort to bring Russian society in line with Western European models. To enforce the ban on beards, the tsar empowered police to forcibly and publicly shave those who refused to pay the tax.

I say tax, everybody who refuses to shave, and make them pay for their crimes!!!!!

[dmcag69]

Worried about a virus transmitted through a beard but in charge of ladies with downstairs beards that carry venereal diseases

[BigPimping]

No VD in any of my freaks. All are cleaner than the women you are dating. These flyskimmers are monitored and tested. Just like organic food at Whole Foods.

[electrod47]

I saw the beard!!!! I saw it move and twitch!! I saw it had something inside it that looked evil. A beard is unnatural and parasitic. I am sure viruses, bacteria and diseases were all part of the beard.

Don't forget...Its also Pubic Hair

[2shotjoe]

get your booster.

[jwb28]

Somehow I knew B.P. was involved in this thread

[BigPimping]

Beards look a lot like Pubic hair. Only growing from a different location on the body.

[norcalAF]

Don't forget...Its also Pubic Hair

And your mouth is a sphincter!

[buttfish]

I'm on the other end, taking weekly non-ionizing radiation treatment for 3 years - and not even a sniffle. As I get radiated, I open my mouth and breath deeply - kills everything going in.

[cavemanlrrp]

Maybe you should shave the hair off your head also. A while you?re at you have pubes an under arm hair and the hair on your chest and legs.

And then paint your toenails some pretty color.

Best
caveman

[OlderThanDirt]

Beards look a lot like Pubic hair. Only growing from a different location on the body.

If someone is butt ugly, is it a beard or pubic hair.

[SonofWWIIDI]

And spoons are responsible for making lizzo a giant fat blob.