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  • BigPimping
    CGN Contributor
    • Feb 2010
    • 21441

    Beards caused Covid!!!!

    I realized today that when I was at the conference where I caught the Covid, there was a person sitting behind me that had a massive beard. All of the disease and microbes and parasites that are inside a beard have to be the source..

    I am 100% convinced of this. Beards are truly the root of all evil.
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  • #2
    Beelzy
    Calguns Addict
    • Apr 2008
    • 9224

    Whoa, simma Donna naw....blaming is bad for you. You caught it by putting your finger in your eye. Did you touch his beard first? Lol
    "I kill things for a living, don't make yourself one of them"

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    • #3
      EM2
      Calguns Addict
      • Jan 2008
      • 5468

      Confirmation bias.
      "duck the femocrats" Originally posted by M76

      If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim. Col. Jeff Cooper

      Originally posted by SAN compnerd
      It's the flu for crying out loud, just stop.

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      • #4
        ibanezfoo
        I need a LIFE!!
        • Apr 2007
        • 11680

        Men have beards, and men don’t let a cold bother them.
        vindicta inducit ad salutem?

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        • #5
          tuolumnejim
          I need a LIFE!!
          • Jun 2008
          • 10989

          No, no, no. Beards are what make you stronger.
          In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
          Publius Cornelius Scipio

          Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.
          ― Thomas Jefferson

          Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
          John Adams

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          • #6
            EM2
            Calguns Addict
            • Jan 2008
            • 5468

            Ain't no way covid could survive in there, whatcha thinkin?

            "duck the femocrats" Originally posted by M76

            If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim. Col. Jeff Cooper

            Originally posted by SAN compnerd
            It's the flu for crying out loud, just stop.

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            • #7
              BigPimping
              CGN Contributor
              • Feb 2010
              • 21441

              I saw the beard!!!! I saw it move and twitch!! I saw it had something inside it that looked evil. A beard is unnatural and parasitic. I am sure viruses, bacteria and diseases were all part of the beard.
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              • #8
                GOEX FFF
                ☆ North Texas ☆
                CGN Contributor
                • Jun 2007
                • 6710

                There's something to BP's statements.

                The Gross, Disturbing Truth About Your Beard



                It’s time to face up to some dirty facts:
                Your humble beard is a battleground for bacteria.

                Not only is your beard unsanitary, but not washing it can also lead to itchy, dry skin and ingrown hair. Between improper maintenance and thick, curly hair, it’s easy to wind up with a petri dish on your face. Here’s exactly what’s causing the trouble and how to fix it—without picking up the razor.

                Your hands offer germs a handy transportation system every day. Scratching and fiddling with your hair moves microbes from whatever you’ve been touching (including the toilet seat) to your face.

                “If you are running your fingers through your beard, bacteria and fungus certainly can get transferred,” says dermatologist Joshua Zeichner, M.D. Your beard eventually becomes a breeding ground.
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                • #9
                  pohorsky
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2016
                  • 836

                  Originally posted by GOEX FFF
                  There's something to BP's statements.

                  The Gross, Disturbing Truth About Your Beard

                  https://www.menshealth.com/style/a19...ut-your-beard/
                  You know, peoples immune systems are stronger when exposed to disease. This world is not a germ free world.

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                  • #10
                    homelessdude
                    CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                    CGN Contributor
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 2085

                    I'm just going to ignore your stupid phobias this time. Carry on.

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                    • #11
                      therealnickb
                      King- Lifetime
                      CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 8918

                      Originally posted by BigPimping
                      I realized today that when I was at the conference where I caught the Covid, there was a person sitting behind me that had a massive beard. All of the disease and microbes and parasites that are inside a beard have to be the source..

                      I am 100% convinced of this. Beards are truly the root of all evil.
                      Negative. I had Covid twice. Once before I grew my beard protesting the lockdowns, and once after I shaved it.

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                      The beard is a natural shield against disease and bs.

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                      • #12
                        The Gleam
                        I need a LIFE!!
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 12240

                        Like a bushy vagina on your face. Looks like it too.

                        Carries as much bacteria, yeast, crabs, corn, and who knows what else from wherever it has been, including whatever it picked up from other vaginas.

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                        Originally posted by Librarian
                        What compelling interest has any level of government in knowing what guns are owned by civilians? (Those owned by government should be inventoried and tracked, for exactly the same reasons computers and desks and chairs are tracked: responsible care of public property.)

                        If some level of government had that information, what would they do with it? How would having that info benefit public safety? How would it benefit law enforcement?

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                        • #13
                          WoodTurner
                          CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                          CGN Contributor
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 286

                          BDS is just as insufferable as TDS

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                          • #14
                            norcalAF
                            CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                            CGN Contributor
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 1654

                            Originally posted by ibanezfoo
                            Men have beards, and men don?t let a cold bother them.
                            This is the way. Unfortunately my .mil affiliate requires a monthly elimination of most facial hair.

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                            • #15
                              DRoberts12345
                              Member
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 477

                              Maybe you should shave the hair off your head also. A while you’re at you have pubes an under arm hair and the hair on your chest and legs.
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