Also Divorce

[maddoggie13]

It was just before a lazy Saturday afternoon; I stop by at my local hangout. Out of the corner of my left eye, a dark long silky smooth hair, blue-eye beauty caught my attention. She has on a pair of navy-blue and gray painted on skinny jean with a tightly fitted t-shirt, number 137 on back. For the next 30 minutes, I made small talk with the all other girls around the room; but, kept on finding myself looking at her. This is the very first time seeing her here and I ask club owner about her story. He told me that she only been here for last the two week and she is from Belgium…one out of a billion. All the other girls in the room are not happy since so many men playing attention to her.

I finally got enough courage to walk up to her and we will call this beauty, Heidi. Wow, she was so hot up-come than twenty-feet away. I knew that I’ll be in trouble and could cost me dearly if I take her home. But, there is only so much self-control a man can have; so, I took Heidi home. At first, I have Heidi in the man cave for a good time, hoping wifey would not find out. I just could not stop looking Heidi and playing with her all day and all night long…

Sunday morning, when wifey was at church, I got Heidi with me in the man cave again. Suddenly, wifey walks in and caught me with Heidi. I had one hand on Heidi’s 28” dark long silky smooth hair and my other on her perfectly shaped butt. I’m thinking divorce time… To my surprise wifey has a circuit judge all line up with her. Wifey was well prepared.

Make a long story short, everything workout well. Wifey and I both had a great big smile on our faces; but, it did cost me a new pair of diamond ear rings for the wife. Wifey was hidding her circuit judge friend from me!

Here is a picture of Heidi...



Whoops...sorry wrong Heidi. This is my ex-girlfriend 25 years ago.

Here is the Heidi from Saturday...



She is just so hot...only 200 were made and this is number 137 FNH-SC1

Here is wifey's friend - the circuit judge



Just wanted to share my story

[llamatrnr]

...and a good one it was!

[WILDMAN442]

Had me going for a second ha ha

Very nice score man

Justin

[Bedpan Bandit]

Heidi is HAWT!!! (the gun one)

[Khanan]

Heidi is HAWT!!! (the gun one)

Both of them are Hawt. But I know which one will look better in another 25 years.

[bsg]

congratulations on what you brought home... most recently.

[audiopro74]

Ah you dirty, dirty man. I just saw one of these for the first time yesterday. Pic, not in person. Had the same reaction as you!!!! I must have a range report. I want one for trap.

[bucktooth7]

Good story Mad dog 13, I was giddy with excitement. The wife wanted to know why i was grinning, oh nothing!

[maddoggie13]

Both of them are Hawt. But I know which one will look better in another 25 years.

Sir, you are so right... Heidi the ex-girlfriend is no-longer the Hawt after 25 years and 2 kids, while Heidi number 2 will only increase in value and sexyness in the next 25 years. I'll try to post my range report once I have Heidi adjusted and take her out to the range.

By the way, wifey thinks that I should name the SC1 Mariah after my other ex-girlfriend 28 years ago. Wifey thinks ex-girlfriend Mariah has a much nicer butt with painted on jeans. Wifey and I has a bet on the total number of views by end of next week. Need all your help to win the bet and naming my new shotgun. Wifey named the circuit judge "judge dredd".

Here are pictures of Mariah - the ex-girlfriend from 28 years ago.

[bjl333]

Mariah it is!!!

[Khanan]

I'll take the gun. The women are too expensive and don't hold their value or beauty.

[Curtis]

Those are nice looking firearms. I love the blue on the FNH-SC1. And Google search shows that they are reasonably priced (although they may not be available due to limited run).

I had to scroll up twice to see if the OP was Neil.

[MrExel17]

Hahaha, Man what a story! Got me going there for a second!

[Iskra]

I thought Heidi was going to be a canine

[steelholder]

haha Mariah!