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  • #16
    5539
    Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 192

    When it comes to Airplanes, Boats and Women, it's cheaper to rent. ha ha


    There are three things a man can not buy.

    1. A smile from a baby.
    2. The love of a good woman.
    3. Your way into Heaven.

    I would say you have # 2, by the mere fact that she lets you keep the exs pictures.
    Oh by the way, nice looking shotgun.
    Last edited by 5539; 10-03-2011, 12:30 PM. Reason: spelling

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    • #17
      maddoggie13
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 2076

      Originally posted by 5539
      When it comes to Airplanes, Boats and Women, it's cheaper to rent. ha ha


      There are three things a man can not buy.

      1. A smile from a baby.
      2. The love of a good woman.
      3. Your way into Heaven.

      I would say you have # 2, by the mere fact that she lets you keep the exs pictures.
      Oh by the way, nice looking shotgun.
      Sir, you are right... This is why wifey is a keeper. She let man be a man...

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      • #18
        Iskra
        Senior Member
        • Jun 2011
        • 513

        "If it flies, floats, or f**ks... rent it." At least, that's what the old caretaker on the marsh at our duck club told me when I was about 15.

        I'm 0-for-2, haven't bought or rented anything that flies, and so far I think he was wrong. I love my wife (16 years) and my boat (12).
        I don't shoot because I like guns, I shoot because I hate paper.

        There's a mistaken impression that conservatives don't like the environment. We do, we love the environment. We just call it the outdoors and we go there to kill stuff.
        -PJ O'Rourke

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        • #19
          bigwhitetruck
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 628

          Originally posted by WILDMAN442
          Had me going for a second ha ha

          Very nice score man

          Justin
          Originally posted by MrExel17
          Hahaha, Man what a story! Got me going there for a second!
          I know me too. I kept thinking this should be moved to off topic.
          sigpic

          "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men." - General George S. Patton Jr.

          Feedback: https://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/....php?t=1890506

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          • #20
            maddoggie13
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 2076

            Nooooo. I lose my bet with wifey...this well cost me. But, thank you all for viewing the story. The bet was for 1,000 views...

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