I thought my UPS delivery guy looked a bit shifty today! It was a different driver today. He strategically parked his big brown van to block my driveway (so I couldn't make an escape by car). He went into the back of the truck for over two minutes (probably to fix his "wire" and brief his entry team who were all jammed inside the back of the truck in between the big brown boxes). He calmly walked up to my porch and handed my the package and made me sign his brown video surveillance device masquerading as a scanner computer thingy, to accept the package.
He asked what was in the box because it was so heavy. Thinking fast on my feet and hoping he hadn't noticed the ORM-D sticker, I responded "Baking supplies!" He looked confused and walked away. I guess I foiled the ATF this time, but I know I am only chancing my luck if I continue to order ammo online again.
Now I just need to sit down and pull all the bullets by hand to check they haven't placed a bug inside the ammo.
He asked what was in the box because it was so heavy. Thinking fast on my feet and hoping he hadn't noticed the ORM-D sticker, I responded "Baking supplies!" He looked confused and walked away. I guess I foiled the ATF this time, but I know I am only chancing my luck if I continue to order ammo online again.
Now I just need to sit down and pull all the bullets by hand to check they haven't placed a bug inside the ammo.





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