Milsurp Man

[Elwood_Blues]

Every time he goes to the range, Chuck Norris valets his car, and details it!

He demagnetizes any ammo he touches.

He cleans all of his firearms, simply, be shaking them off.

He visits Calguns to ask if failure to feed, fire, or eject really exists.

[BrokerB]

OK. ....so i didn't know what a Scottish Claymore was so i looked it up. I rhen dor some reason wrote in Swedish Claymore. ...
Only look it up in your peril,.....wow.

[billybob_jcv]

His plasma rifle was a bring-back from an alien abduction.

[DCF]

He once farted at a M1 Garand and it turns into gas trap M1 Garand that can fire 30 magazine clip in half a second.

[DannyInSoCal]

He
Is
EVERYONES
Huckleberry...

[rp55]

He has Julian Hatcher's original notes in his library.

[OniKoroshi]

He registered an SKS with DOJ and THEY supplied him with pictures

[Elwood_Blues]

His brass is worth its weight in gold.

[DirtyRussianAmmo]

Once… during a trip to Utah he scribbled a design for an auto-loading handgun on a cocktail napkin. After his meal he found himself short of tip money and, instead, offered his young waiter the napkin saying: “Sorry Kid, I’m short on cash, but this should be worth a couple of bucks.”

That waiter’s name was John Moses Browning.