Tactical Loadout

[Beetle Bailey]

You still need armor plates that can withstand multiple hits from a .338 Lapua Magnum, a takedown sniper rifle, and ninja climbing shoes. Until then, you are just another victim.

[The Virus]

I would go for a nice Full Auto airsoft gun with all the upgrades, they are far less than lethal and you can make them look really really cool.

Just make sure to carry extras batteries.

[Dark Mod]

this is great

[Gecko 45]

I do not understand the why some of you cant take matters of life and death seriously. I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. This is the time that I load up on the trauma plates because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT DEAD!Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn’t get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about a tactical loadout and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

[SeaweedMonkey]

anyone else feel excited about how this thread is going turn out? i finished reading the mall ninja link a couple months ago and cant believe hes on calguns.

im so glad youre on here gecko_45, i feel safer already!

[beretta929mm]

Yup, it's the summer again, and all the kids are home

[artichokie]

How do you know that its really him... and not some one pretending...

[Sonic_mike]

400 rounds every night, damn! thats a good paying job. I wonder if you are hiring?

[SeaweedMonkey]

yeah i guess it could be someone else, but i still think itll be funny.

hope SPECOPS coming too...

[Gecko 45]

400 rounds every night, damn! thats a good paying job. I wonder if you are hiring?

I have an unlimited supply of ammunition for personal use. The instructor for my entry tactics and advanced handgun dynamics course (ETAHD) is also an executive for Winchester. He was so impressed with my skill and level of training during the course that he challenged me to a 3 day 1 on 1 competition. I wont go into the details but after 3 days of battle, no clear victor had been decided, and we decided to call it a draw so we could both get back to our families. He offered me a lifetime supply of ammo (i cant sell it so dont ask) for personal use. Everyone at the Winchester call center knows me already, i just have to call and they ship me what i need free of charge.

[Sonic_mike]

no way man hes the real deal. thank you gecko 45 for keeping us safe.

[paul0660]

cant believe hes on calguns.

It IS an honor. I am disappointed, however, that in 5 years no one has given him the promotion he deserves.

[DougJ]

LOL, almost missed this due my life getting in the way. I'm glad Gecko doesn't have that problem, it would have been a shame not to see this. It's no where near the beginning of April either! Do I see direct cut and paste action from the posts of old, the posts we all know and love, the posts that began the legend of Gecko 45?

I'm to disinterested to find out unfortunately.

[Gecko 45]

It IS an honor. I am disappointed, however, that in 5 years no one has given him the promotion he deserves.

While i still dont have the promotion i DESERVE, i did get a nice promotion with my transfer to California. I recieved a large raise and a company of men to mold into my own likeness. I have also been doing alot of contract work for a nameless government agency

[Ksmash01]

OK, this is almost a copy and paste job of the old thread on the various forums you've been a member of.

I can say with all honesty, you are, and will continue to be mistaken for a bad joke.

If you expect to be taken seriously, take off the clown suit(or the fatigues).