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  • movie zombie
    Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
    • Jul 2007
    • 14644

    humor for those of us that don't do Facebook



    i thought this was spot on.....
    "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
    Originally posted by The Shootist
    Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D
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    Steyrlp10
    C3 Leader
    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
    • Nov 2008
    • 5341

    lol, good one, thx -- do you think Kes is working with the CIA since we're on CGN?
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    • #3
      repubconserv
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 3056

      Originally posted by Steyrlp10
      lol, good one, thx -- do you think Kes is working with the CIA since we're on CGN?
      Nah, CIA has all they need with FB, I'm thinkin Kes reports directly to CA DOJ

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      • #4
        Steyrlp10
        C3 Leader
        CGN Contributor - Lifetime
        • Nov 2008
        • 5341

        Originally posted by repubconserv
        Nah, CIA has all they need with FB, I'm thinkin Kes reports directly to CA DOJ
        Lol, you're probably right because the DOJ has better cheesecake than the CIA

        Kes, please confirm at your earliest convenience
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        • #5
          movie zombie
          Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
          • Jul 2007
          • 14644

          or is it a direct FBI link?!
          "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
          Originally posted by The Shootist
          Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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          • #6
            onequickshift
            Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 466

            hahaahaha

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            • #7
              laika
              Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 384

              I thought I was the last person to "just say no" to facebook.

              It's a scarier addiction than finding a new rifle!
              Originally posted by Rally Dave
              Haha....too much AR shooting and you become a wennie!
              The cure: Buy a Mosin M44 and shoot 100 rounds as fast as you can. When you can handle that, you are good to go.
              7.62X54R Скалы
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              • #8
                six10
                Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 463

                Facebook?? Heck, I don't even own a cellphone, have no idea how to "tweet" or "text" and still send snail mail typed on a real typewriter that goes "ding" at the end of every line! I'd dump my Internet account except I'm addicted to Calguns

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                • #9
                  OliveCookieMonsta
                  Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 423

                  Hello My name is OliveCM... I'm a FB junkie ; ((((
                  Shooting things makes me Smile

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                  • #10
                    nick
                    CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                    CGN Contributor
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 19146

                    Finally an explanation that makes sense.
                    DiaHero Foundation - helping people manage diabetes. Sending diabetes supplies to Ukraine now, any help is appreciated.

                    DDR AK furniture and Norinco M14 parts kit: https://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/....php?t=1756292
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                    • #11
                      WASR10
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 2455

                      Someone once told me we should have some sort of "Support Group" for non Facebook users. I said, "Hell, non Facebook users are the only ones in their right mind, and need no f-ing support group."
                      Mark 16:16

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                      • #12
                        Cali-Shooter
                        Calguns Addict
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 9192

                        Originally posted by nick
                        Finally an explanation that makes sense.
                        Whole heartedly agree, Onion hit the dot on truth for this one.
                        In Glock We Trust.
                        Originally posted by jeep7081
                        My wife sleeps better knowing we have a zombie killer... Saiga AK47! Although my neighbor with his AR has restless nights.
                        Originally posted by AleksandreCz
                        Thank god the Federal Government is there to protect us from the Federal Government
                        WTS: Revision 'Desert Locust' tactical Ballistic/Protective eyewear goggles NEW & USED pairs
                        http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...d.php?t=737563

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                        • #13
                          movie zombie
                          Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
                          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 14644

                          Originally posted by xcrooksx
                          Someone once told me we should have some sort of "Support Group" for non Facebook users. I said, "Hell, non Facebook users are the only ones in their right mind, and need no f-ing support group."

                          amen to that one!
                          "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
                          Originally posted by The Shootist
                          Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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                          • #14
                            sharxbyte
                            Senior Member
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 2448

                            This is freaking hilarious and I DO use Facebook!
                            My AR is 7.62x39, so that if/when we get invaded, I can shoot their ammo back at them!
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                            Originally posted by Falstaff
                            Where is this ammo "Black market" he speaks of? Do they have .223 in stock?
                            My Home-Made Recurve Bow Thread


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                            Kevin de Leon, on minority women and profiling.

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                            • #15
                              WTSGDYBBR
                              Senior Member
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 2159

                              I still do not have a face book account nor ever plan on making one.
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