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  • #31
    tripplekrazysix
    Banned
    • Feb 2015
    • 40

    o yea

    Originally posted by Bainter1212
    Yep, you need to back off a bit until she is ready to go again......then take her to BLM land where you will be alone.

    Hell, make it romantic. A little shooting, then a picnic, some wine, some blanket time.......
    drink booze while shooting thats all we need a new gun person shoot themselves cus their fiance wont wait till she is comfy with it ****ing moron

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    • #32
      Bainter1212
      Calguns Addict
      • Feb 2013
      • 5936

      Originally posted by tripplekrazysix
      drink booze while shooting thats all we need a new gun person shoot themselves cus their fiance wont wait till she is comfy with it ****ing moron
      Wait, what?

      My post was meant to be funny. You do know what that is.......right? Humor?

      Lighten up Francis.

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      • #33
        71MUSTY
        Calguns Addict
        • Mar 2014
        • 7029

        My wife (who grew up the daughter of a competition shooter) was ok shooting 22 rifles in the desert but was pretty negative about shooting handguns for years.

        Until, I had to go out of town and leave her and the kids alone for a week. Before I left I asked her if she wanted me to leave her a loaded gun, just in case. To my surprise she said yes. I left her my mom's 38 snubnose, told her it was pretty much point and shoot. Made her promise to go shooting with me when I got home.

        Best thing I did was schedule her with a qualified instructor who has several guns for her to shoot (and stayed out of his way)

        Fast forward a few years and she now has CCW in CA, NV, AZ and OR. She owns three handguns and a shotgun. She has completed several different trainings including two classes at FrontSight.

        When I asked her what made her decide to get into shooting she said, "Either I go shooting with you or someone else will"

        She has been CCW for about 2 years now and it thrilled she can protect herself and the family.
        Last edited by 71MUSTY; 07-28-2016, 11:08 AM.
        Only slaves don't need guns

        Originally posted by epilepticninja
        Americans vs. Democrats
        We stand for the Anthem, we kneel for the cross


        We already have the only reasonable Gun Control we need, It's called the Second Amendment and it's the government it controls.


        What doesn't kill me, better run

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        • #34
          Dano3467
          Calguns Addict
          • Mar 2013
          • 7381

          Remember this, women like pretty things, so next time get a pretty gun for her.

          This may help when she ready once again, & indoor range kind of sucks for new shooters, too frickin loud.

          When taking my wife to indoor range, she gets foam plugs followed by nice muffs.

          Do an off day on BLM instead, you'll probably both enjoy it much better IMO.

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          • #35
            Garv the innocent
            RSG Minion, Senior
            CGN Contributor - Lifetime
            • Apr 2014
            • 9011

            Originally posted by Bainter1212
            Hell, make it romantic. A little shooting, then a picnic, some wine, some blanket time.......
            Shoot
            THEN picnic, wine, etc.

            Correct order, no problem.
            Originally posted by Kestryll:
            It never fails to amuse me how people get outraged but fail to tell the whole story in their rants....

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            • #36
              BonnieB
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2012
              • 1969

              Originally posted by Bainter1212
              Wait, what?

              My post was meant to be funny. You do know what that is.......right? Humor?

              Lighten up Francis.

              To my knowledge, the Constitution does not guarantee a right to 'humor'. Free speech, for sure. But any stand-up comedian will tell you, you have no certain expectation of a laugh in return for your remarks....

              Play nice, boys....
              WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY

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              • #37
                2761377
                Senior Member
                • Jul 2013
                • 2064

                Originally posted by BonnieB
                To my knowledge, the Constitution does not guarantee a right to 'humor'. Free speech, for sure. But any stand-up comedian will tell you, you have no certain expectation of a laugh in return for your remarks....

                Play nice, boys....
                before someone calls another a "****ing moron" over the content of an online message that person should be sure he has read AND understands that content.

                clearly, in this case he did not.
                MAGA

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                • #38
                  movie zombie
                  Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
                  CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 14644

                  welcome to the Ladies Forum, 2761377!

                  only in OT are people called as you say a "****ing moron", LOL.

                  here in the Ladies' Forum we tend to appreciate posts in which we do not have to read into someone's post that they are joking....or a wannabe comedian. the OT serves as a venue for that.
                  "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
                  Originally posted by The Shootist
                  Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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                  • #39
                    2761377
                    Senior Member
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 2064

                    Thanks Movie Zombie! Bless Your Heart.

                    but somehow I think you've caught the Comprehension Fail disease. this is the post to which I addressed my remarks. #31 in this thread.

                    o yea
                    Quote:
                    Originally Posted by Bainter1212 View Post
                    Yep, you need to back off a bit until she is ready to go again......then take her to BLM land where you will be alone.

                    Hell, make it romantic. A little shooting, then a picnic, some wine, some blanket time.......
                    drink booze while shooting thats all we need a new gun person shoot themselves cus their fiance wont wait till she is comfy with it ****ing moron

                    clearly, foul language is not only an OT phenomena. and, I've never used that phrase anywhere on CGN.

                    thanks, though.
                    MAGA

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                    • #40
                      movie zombie
                      Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
                      CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 14644

                      I do agree that drinking booze while shooting is a no-no!
                      and I do agree that making it a romantic "date" after the range time goes a long way in making the range date a good one.
                      I tip my hat to you!
                      "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
                      Originally posted by The Shootist
                      Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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                      • #41
                        Volksgrenadier
                        Senior Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 597

                        Brah,

                        You have to go about this right. First off, you need a sweet ride and to dress nice when you pick her up. Taking some high powered blotter acid first can help with first date nerves.



                        Then head to a swanky place to eat. Remember, mescaline is a no-go on a first date. Be cool man! The last thing you want is a terrible case of THE FEAR creeping up on you at dinner, then tearing into you like a bull wolverine with rabies on a hapless missionary who has cruelly been dressed by pranksters in a raw bacon speedo.



                        Remember, the waiter isn't really a strange monitor lizard/human hybrid. Calm that with some single malt, aged in a barrel made from old musket stocks with the skulls of your ancestral enemies tossed in during the peak of the fermentation process. No one drinks hard liquor from the skulls of the slain anymore and it is leading to the downfall of civilization, my bright chap!

                        But now it's time to fire off some machine guns. Head over to the range just off the Vegas strip and do some damage. That's right, slap down the platinum company credit card on enough ammo to massacre every commie in Angola in the 70's, before cocaine was big business and the American made cars were like great boats of the asphalt seas with automatic transmissions, cigarette lighters that could weld steel, air conditioners that could simultaneously freeze meat and obliterate the upper layers of earth's atmosphere, ashtrays everywhere, and leather made from everything America had smashed its Nixonian boots down upon with authority!

                        Teach her proper gun handling- machine guns! Hold that trigger down and dump bullets like a bus full of AARP members feeding quarters into slot machines. Remember to be emotive, as women today prefer emotive men. Shout over the sound of that Browning designed implement of belt fed Divine authority, "Take that! You G**D***ed animals! Get some!"



                        After all of this, there is nothing left to do but swing by a late night diner, the sound of armor piercing munitions still ringing in your ears, bones still vibrating like ballistic tuning forks ringing out the perfect pitch of Beethoven's "Whoop A** in D Major", and have a hearty helping of pie, some grapefruits, and several cups of finely ground black coffee to go along with some amyl nitrate. Then head back to a seriously swanky hotel room and shag like tomorrow was nothing but a nuclear weapon demolition derby, to be followed by a terrible, fear and loathing laden future of fallout, television evangelism, and strange ten foot tall teletubbie statues stitched together from old sofas and import Korean car interiors, set up in bizarre poses at seemingly random points along the distant stretches of post-nuclear American highways.








                        Glad to be of help. Go get 'em, Tiger.

                        Sincerely,

                        The Ghost of Raoul Duke
                        Last edited by Volksgrenadier; 08-02-2016, 1:36 PM.
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                        Hunter S. Thompson
                        The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales From a Strange Time

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                        • #42
                          movie zombie
                          Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
                          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 14644

                          the world was a better place with Hunter S. in it, imo.......and that is the most Thompson-like read I've had in a very very long time: than you, Volks!
                          "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
                          Originally posted by The Shootist
                          Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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                          • #43
                            CAL.BAR
                            CGSSA OC Chapter Leader
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 5632

                            Originally posted by Bainter1212
                            Yep, you need to back off a bit until she is ready to go again......then take her to BLM land where you will be alone.

                            Hell, make it romantic. A little shooting, then a picnic, some wine, some blanket time.......
                            LOL have you ever been out to the desert? picnic in a godforsaken wasteland. ok.

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                            • #44
                              Volksgrenadier
                              Senior Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 597

                              Originally posted by movie zombie
                              the world was a better place with Hunter S. in it, imo.......and that is the most Thompson-like read I've had in a very very long time: than you, Volks!
                              Why thank you. I had hoped that you might notice. Besides which, someone had to set this young lad on the right path to dating success. And who better to help, than Hunter S. Thompson?

                              And yes, I miss him too. What was that he wrote once, "...one of God's strange prototypes, never intended for mass production..." When not worshiping Odin, collecting tomahawks, and generally being rad, I have been known to be found with a martini in a jacuzzi reading The Great Shark Hunt.




                              I wish he was still with us, here in Calguns OT.
                              sigpic

                              Hunter S. Thompson
                              The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales From a Strange Time

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                              • #45
                                movie zombie
                                Cat-in-a Box/NRA Lifetime
                                CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 14644

                                OMG, Hunter S participating in OT?!

                                boggles the mind!!!!!!

                                and LOL, Cal.BAR: admittedly it would not be my first, last or any choice for a romantic picnic....with or without firearm practice.
                                "The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."-- as seen on a t-shirt
                                Originally posted by The Shootist
                                Just use it for an excuse to keep buying "her" guns till you find the right one...good way to check off your wanted to buy list with the idea of finding her the one she wants of course :D

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