Will there be guns in heaven?

[_TomT_]

I have an unhealthy emotional attachments to inanimate objects, namely my guns.

-Do you guys think when we die we can take a spiritual copy of our guns to heaven? I see no need for them there but out of all the things that I enjoy, I enjoy shooting the most.
-Do you think there will be ranges up in heaven? Will I need to wear ear and eye protection?
-Will we have magazine limits for people that go to heaven in California? W
-ill we ever need to clean our guns in heaven or only if you enjoy cleaning them?

BTW - this is not a serious thread, I don't mean to offend. Just things I think about from time to time...

[NATEWA]

Yes, there will be guns. I'll be duck hunting with my labs. Same rules as down here, except for when you go to the other part of heaven.

[mossy]

I have an unhealthy emotional attachments to inanimate objects

the Buddha would not like to hear you say that


now back on topic...
during the end times there is supposed to be a war between the 2 sides right? unless they are bringing a bunch of swards and old time stuff i suppose a few guns will be fired off.

[CrossedRifles]

nice 2hu avatar

You going to Touhou con..?

EDIT : Thought this was General OT oops.

I'd like to think if there is a heaven we did something to get there. And that good things await us there like our favorite grils and gats.

[_TomT_]

nice 2hu avatar

You going to Touhou con..?

Err no.

[CrossedRifles]

They got a lot of legit groups this year. Just sayin'.. lol

Unless your avatar is totally irrelevant from your interests or hobbies then nevermind.

[SWalt]

I have an unhealthy emotional attachments to inanimate objects, namely my guns.

-Do you guys think when we die we can take a spiritual copy of our guns to heaven? I see no need for them there but out of all the things that I enjoy, I enjoy shooting the most.
-Do you think there will be ranges up in heaven? Will I need to wear ear and eye protection?
-Will we have magazine limits for people that go to heaven in California? W
-ill we ever need to clean our guns in heaven or only if you enjoy cleaning them?

BTW - this is not a serious thread, I don't mean to offend. Just things I think about from time to time...

Sorry OP...no guns....no need. Though the thought is very entertaining.

[_TomT_]

They got a lot of legit groups this year. Just sayin'.. lol

Unless your avatar is totally irrelevant from your interests or hobbies then nevermind.

It's irrelevant from my interests and hobbies, the only thing I know about her is that her name is Reimu. I played the old school game a few times, since bullet hell types of games has always been my favorite genre(examples: Ikaruga, Radiant Silvergun and ThunderForce series). I don't keep up with all of the doujin or whatever however.

[Cody]

Yes guns but no .22lr ammo.

[mif_slim]

22lr OOS.

But seriously, no.

[mosinnagantm9130]

I'd hope so.

[bountyhunter]

I have an unhealthy emotional attachments to inanimate objects, namely my guns.

-Do you guys think when we die we can take a spiritual copy of our guns to heaven?

With all due respect, if you want to get to heaven you might want to start by learning that material things have no value to God and having an unhealthy attachment to them is not going to work for you.

[SonofWWIIDI]

Every shot would go through the same hole, every time!

[The War Wagon]

Nope. Gotta leave my Ramcharger behind, too.

[Wicked Pete]

One version is that your Spirit goes to a dimension in which you can create your heaven of brightly colored atomic structure with your thoughts.

If you wanted to see golden palaces and touch/hold diamonds, jewelry, you can.

If you wanted to see (ahem) rows and rows of naked BUNNIES, you can do that.

If you want to create a shooting range and shoot at stuff. go for it.


Your Core Beliefs are very important. Yo!