Best Cite I ever lost: Once upon a time I cited a young man for riding a Jet Ski on a small fishing lake in a So Calif Forest Service Area. The rain was heavy that season and the lake was full, brimming nearly a whole 1/4 mile across. Boating was popular due to the fresh water, oars, rafts, swimmers, etc. The lake had a posted 5mph speed limit, I could see the sign posted on the Ramp. The young man was riding a Jet-Ski, towing his friend on an inflatable tube, having a whale of a time. The shoreline was awash in wake, and the fisherman were fuming. It was like a circus in a fish bowl. I motioned him over and tried to reason with him, while the whole lake watched. He had an attitude, all dripping wet, I said okay, sign here please. Not sure how I found the CFR section, probably off the sign. Never mind the ski observer boating rules,etc. He says, "I'll see you in court".
Sure enough months later I get a subpoena for court. I show up and explain to the judge what I had seen, cloudy water, huge wake, tangled lines, paint a little picture, etc. The judge asks, "How do you know he was going over 5 mph?". Incredulous, I explained the Jet Ski was up on plane, towing an inflatable with a fat kid, and a two-seat Jet Ski on plane is definitely going over 5 MPH. I think to myself, Like a radar gun works for small craft circling? Can't remember what the young man says. Bam!, Judge says I lose. I wished the kid the best on the way out the doors. Still cracks me up. I hope I never forget it.
Sure enough months later I get a subpoena for court. I show up and explain to the judge what I had seen, cloudy water, huge wake, tangled lines, paint a little picture, etc. The judge asks, "How do you know he was going over 5 mph?". Incredulous, I explained the Jet Ski was up on plane, towing an inflatable with a fat kid, and a two-seat Jet Ski on plane is definitely going over 5 MPH. I think to myself, Like a radar gun works for small craft circling? Can't remember what the young man says. Bam!, Judge says I lose. I wished the kid the best on the way out the doors. Still cracks me up. I hope I never forget it.

100% conviction rate. I was radar instructor, traffic instructor, lead MAIT investigator and never wrote borderline tags so I was always prepared. Sure do miss the OT........

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