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  • Laser Sailor
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 614

    Would you write a ticket to...

    ...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?


    Also post your fun/humerous/wierd traffic stop stories.


    I had a partner who got 6 "meows" (Yes as in Super Troopers) on a traffic stop. He even wore mirrored aviator sunglasses.
    Last edited by Laser Sailor; 10-14-2011, 9:38 PM.
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    TrailerparkTrash
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    • Oct 2005
    • 4249

    I don't get it. Whats a DeLorian have to do with whether or not someone is getting a ticket?

    "6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry.
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    • #3
      Hamstur
      Member
      • Oct 2011
      • 121

      Originally posted by TrailerparkTrash
      I don't get it. Whats a DeLorian have to do with whether or not someone is getting a ticket?

      "6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry.
      Because if Laser Sailor's calculations are correct, when that DeLorean hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious $#!t

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      • #4
        IrishJoe3
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 3804

        Originally posted by TrailerparkTrash

        "6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry.
        Urban legends are a poor basis for making public policy.

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        • #5
          baz152
          Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 311

          Well if the flux capacitor is on and the Mr Fision is fueled then there is no way you could even catch the DeLorian once it hit 88.

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          • #6
            conanobrennan
            Member
            • Jun 2011
            • 334

            got pulled over at like 730am on my way to school. cop asked how my day was going. i said , "not as good as it was five minutes ago." cop started laughing.. still got a ticket.

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            • #7
              wheels
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 2292

              And off I go to Youtube - back in a few...
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                TheExpertish
                Veteran Member
                • Jul 2011
                • 3451

                Okay this thread has me laughing. Am I the only one who gets these jokes at the same time?
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                • #9
                  VictorFranko
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                  • Jan 2010
                  • 13737

                  Originally posted by Laser Sailor
                  ...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?


                  Also post your fun/humerous/wierd traffic stop stories.


                  I had a partner who got 6 "meows" (Yes as in Super Troopers) on a traffic stop. He even wore mirrored aviator sunglasses.
                  Funny stuff OP.
                  You should have left out the mention of Super Troopers. If someone doesn't know about "meows" during a traffic stop, they don't deserve an explanation.

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                  • #10
                    axel4488
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1586

                    I have done the Gabriel Iglesias bit with my jeep. The windows in the back are so black the cop didnt notice me get into the passenger seat. When he came up to the window he just looked at me, and started laughing.
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                    • #11
                      PsychGuy274
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                      • May 2010
                      • 4289

                      Originally posted by axel4488
                      I have done the Gabriel Iglesias bit with my jeep. The windows in the back are so black the cop didnt notice me get into the passenger seat. When he came up to the window he just looked at me, and started laughing.
                      I LOVE that skit! Did you really do that?
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                      • #12
                        biochembruin
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 822

                        If someone ever used the 76 Gas Ticket Talker, I would let them slide.
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                        • #13
                          MaHoTex
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                          • Jul 2010
                          • 5002

                          Originally posted by Laser Sailor
                          ...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?
                          Now, I am not an LEO, but if I were I would write a ticket to the driver of the Delorian. However, if they were driving a DeLorean I might cut them some slack.
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                          • #14
                            cruising7388
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 2542

                            Originally posted by MaHoTex
                            Now, I am not an LEO, but if I were I would write a ticket to the driver of the Delorian. However, if they were driving a DeLorean I might cut them some slack.
                            If I was the LEO, I'd:

                            1. Ask him if he wants to sell the Delorian, and if he says " No",

                            2. Ask him for his license and registration and write the ticket.


                            The order of the questions is important.

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                            • #15
                              axel4488
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 1586

                              Originally posted by PsychGuy274
                              I LOVE that skit! Did you really do that?
                              yeah I couldnt help myself lol.
                              Originally posted by ibanezfoo
                              Fallout isn't just a game, its for training.

                              Get your power armor as fast as possible.
                              Originally posted by cabinetguy
                              im hoping for a milsurp shoulder thingy that goes up

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