LEO's, please share your 23152 stories

[SJgunguy24]

OK, I found this video and I understand DUI is no laughing matter but you guy's and girls have to have a few good stories.

Anything remotely like this, or better?

[PsychGuy274]

[Cpl. Haas]

As for personal tales...

Was working a DUI checkpoint around 3:00am years ago when I noticed a car had stopped in the middle of the road about 25yds from the entrance to our cone pattern. This was in the suburbs, so at this time of night/morning the checkpoint was pretty much winding down. My Sgt. and I walked down to the vehicle and there was a guy in his mid-70s staring at the checkpoint with a confused look on his face. I approached the open passenger window... my Sgt. approached the open driver window... and we asked him if everything was alright.

The old man looked back and forth between us and asked, "what is that thing!?"... as if the cone pattern was the gaping mouth of a great white shark. I tell him it's a sobriety checkpoint, and that he should drive forward. The old man shakes his head and tells me, "oh, I can't go through there..." So my Sgt. asked the old man why he couldn't go down there...

The old man glanced back and forth at both of us and replied, "cuz... I'm way too drunk!"

Needless to say, we had no problem helping the old guy out by bringing the checkpoint to him... .18 BAC if I recall correctly.

[SVT-40]

I'm retired, but my wife is still a LEO. After a number of years as a Detective she recently returned to patrol. She is working nights and had a female DUI suspect a few weeks ago.

The DUI suspect was wearing a pair of VERY short short shorts. During the FST's the woman got a very strange look on her face, and without warning "explosively" urinated all over the place. No warning. No request to find a "potty" just a gushers. My wife said it looked like a large water balloon had popped between the woman's legs.....

My wife said the puddle of pee kept growing and growing. To the point where she actually had to take a few steps back to avoid the pee from touching her boots.

To make matters worse the woman said NOTHING and continued along with the FST"s without saying anything.... Like it was one of those "If I don't mention it maybe they won't notice it" situations.

I haven't seen the video, but I can't imagine how a defense atty. is going to fight that case.

I think the woman blew a .28 on the breath machine.


One funny DUI I had a number of years ago was a "routine" DUI stop with a driver and a front passenger.

So as I made the stop the driver quickly exited the drivers door and ran around to the front passenger door. He opened the door and switched places with the passenger who then slid over behind the wheel.

The "new" driver (former passenger) put the car in drive and proceeded to drive down the road another 50 or so yards before finally stopping.

Well as it turned out BOTH were quite inebriated. So to make a long story short I ended up arresting both for DUI.

Now what was really funny was at the station BOTH denied driving..... and each got quite irritated with the other because of their predicament. I taped their little spat. It was quite amusing to listen to each of them berate the other for not covering for them.

Two DUI's with one stop.... Never had it happen again.

[ir0nclash86]

LMAO on every post lol

[Samuelx]

Not mine but funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNn-6FzTimY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czyLRX430qo