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[ar15barrels]

This thread just got 1000x better

Better is the part I left out.
She does not know I ALSO bought a quad...

[kendog4570]

But...., you bought it for HER, right?

[PolishMike]

Better is the part I left out.
She does not know I ALSO bought a quad...

My method is by having so much **** she can't keep track of what is old and what is new...


"Yes honey, we have always had 2 jet skis...."

[jericho89]

Those things would be a lot better if they had one less wheel.
Don't put your inside foot down in a tight, fast turn....

2, 3, or 4 wheels, they will all get you if you do not respect them and use them for what they are capable of.... And yes I do have what some may refer to as a fleet of 2, 3, and 4 wheelers

[jericho89]

But...., you bought it for HER, right?

I have used that one too, but as some point she keeps wondering why she never gets to drive "her" quad

[kendog4570]

My method is by having so much **** she can't keep track of what is old and what is new...


"Yes honey, we have always had 2 jet skis...."

Yep. Did you also know that a complete Colt SAA restoration by Doug Turnbull costs about $200??

[ar15barrels]

But...., you bought it for HER, right?

I actually DID buy the 110 for her so we can go riding together when we are at the mexico house.
It's the old style clutchless semi-auto transmission so you just mash down on the shifter and press the throttle to go.

[kendog4570]

2, 3, or 4 wheels, they will all get you if you do not respect them and use them for what they are capable of.... And yes I do have what some may refer to as a fleet of 2, 3, and 4 wheelers

Have no use for trikes. Three legs are good for bar stools. Quads are for fixing fence, and running water and sandwiches to course workers at hare scrambles.

[ar15barrels]

Quads are for fixing fence, and running water and sandwiches to course workers at hare scrambles.

I'll be riding my quad out to the baja 1000 course next weekend to watch the competitors fly by.
The course is about a mile from my house...

[kendog4570]

And either a quad or trike will pack LOTS of adult beverages! Perfect!

[ar15barrels]

And either a quad or trike will pack LOTS of adult beverages! Perfect!

Heh...
The quad even came with a six-pack rack on it:

[Whiterabbit]

Indeed.

Funny wife story:
So last week I tell my wife I am going to go look at a Honda ATC for my mexico house.
She says I can't bring any more projects home until I get rid of one I have here now.
I think to myself, OK, I can buy it, but not bring it home.
No problem, just take it to a friends place, fix it up there and then move it to mexico house where it's going to live.
So I go buy it.



Later that night, she asks if I bought it.
I say, yes I did.
She asks where it is.
I say it's at a friend's house.
She says I should not have bought it.
I told her she never said I can't buy it and that she only said I can't bring it home until I get rid of another project.
I told her she needs to be more specific because I was just following her request not to bring it home...

And that's when you sealed the deal to sleep on the couch that night.

[ar15barrels]

And that's when you sealed the deal to sleep on the couch that night.

We have a really comfortable couch!

[Whiterabbit]

That was the best advice when I got married:

"Steve, your wife is going to take you shopping for all the stuff you need to decorate and use your house: dish washer, clothes dryer, dining table, and she is going to want to spend large amounts of money on each one. You will not. It will be a big fight. Then you'll go buy a couch, and you will spend every penny she asks you to spend on that thing, no questions asked. Because, sooner or later, you will be sleeping on it."

[PocketPete]

***gun nut response***

Can anyone understand what this PP guy is trying to say?

Ok guys, everyone that doesn't speak your language and doesn't understand your gun culture isn't on meds...

You guys know your guns, I have one that I want work done...

I know you guys like to finger your firearms all day, but we got work for you...

You guys would be alot less desperate for "real" enthusiasm and have way more money for guns if you didn't try to regulate the industry cause you know things...

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COLT MUSTANG POCKETLITE 380 THAT NEEDS RESORATION