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Put a piece or two of HAIR under their mice. Better yet, find a way to make it stay in the way of the optical light...
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put any kind of tape under their optical mouse, over the infrared thingy...sigpic
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Meh. Too many people will just pick up their mouse and look at it. It's not as if people have never had crap get under their computer mouse.
Something better to mess with people, is if you know someone who types SF style(lets see how many people get that), swap their Z and X key caps. They aren't commonly used, sit right next to eachother so noobs wouldn't necessarily find the swap out of place, these types of people are even less likely to realize you can swap key caps, and will likely rage or hit keys till they get the letter they want to appear on screen and forget about it for a week till it frustrates them again.Comment
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Take a screen shot of their main screen. Open it in full screen as a picture.
Have fun watching them try to click the program icons, and then struggle trying to get through to and fix the situation with Tech support.Sorry, not sorry.
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They might accidentally double click. Set it as their wallpaper and move their desktop icons off screen.
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Denying log on locally(only if you really hate them, otherwise enable RDP first), removing shutdown priveledges, maximum password age of 1 day, absurd minimum password length, etc.Comment
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Unplug their mouse and replace with your Bluetooth enabled mouse and when they try to move their mouse, you move it for them and take over their computer.
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Change the keyboard settings to Dvorak instead of QWERTYOriginally posted by KestryllOriginally posted by TKMOriginally posted by Click BoomComment
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1: Screen capture entire desktop
2: Delete or hide all desktop icons and Taskbar icons
3: Make screen cap desktop wallpaper
4: Watch ensuing hilarity as unsuspecting user tries mouse after mouse trying to get something to work.
Edit: Stix beat me to itPeace, love, and heavy weapons. Sometimes you have to be insistent." - David Lee RothOriginally posted by KestryllComment
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there is always the nick caging
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Right click desktop > display settings > change landscape to landscape flipped. now everything on screen will be upside down, including the movements of the mouse, up is down left is right etc. Once they figure out the problem it is fun watching them try to work the mouse pointer to get to stuff to try and correct it.
and... My Favorite, it works great. Go download a .wav audio file from the internet somewhere, at least 30 seconds in length, and preferably loud. get the audio of a porn video, a hot and heavy section of audio. now go to your buddies control pannel and sounds, go to system sounds and find the pc startup sound and also the pc shutdown sounds, heck even other common sounds like window maximize/minimize and window closing sounds and switch these sounds with your porn audio file you downloaded. Great in a school or office setting, when he starts up or activates one of those other commands like closing a window, the porn audio will start playing, people will think he is looking at porn.. Bonus if you can turn his speakers up and remove the volume knob or tape/glue it in place so it takes a while to correct the audio bomb.Last edited by CaliforniaCowboy; 12-07-2015, 9:17 PM.https://thedeplorablepatriot.com/
"A Holocaust survivor dies of old age, when he gets to heaven he tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, That isn't funny. The Old man tells God, well, I guess you had to be there."Comment
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Here is another, https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/.../bb897558.aspx download this harmless screensaver and put it on your buddies pc. set the idle time you want for the screen saver to start up. the screen saver is a simulation of the PC crash Blue Screen of Death along with all the technical data onscreen saying your pc just ate S>>> and died. but it is just a screen saver and goes away when you move a mouse or use keyboard, but will scare the crap out of its victim for a moment.https://thedeplorablepatriot.com/
"A Holocaust survivor dies of old age, when he gets to heaven he tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, That isn't funny. The Old man tells God, well, I guess you had to be there."Comment
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Anyone done the Auto-correct prank? You can go into MS word auto correct options and change some things around, for instance you can tell auto-correct when "xxxx" is typed, switch it to "ZZZZ". for instance, if my buddy's name is tom, I can make auto correct change "I, Me" to display Tom when typed and "My" to display "Toms" so when he types something out it sounds like he is speaking in 3rd person. or you can put anything you like. you can have any word corrected to any other word of your choosing. If you have someone that used MS Word often. But be careful at work doing this, if they do not proof read their stuff and send something out, you could get them in trouble.Last edited by CaliforniaCowboy; 12-08-2015, 11:12 PM.https://thedeplorablepatriot.com/
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