So what do you do...

[Fishslayer]

My dog is the one who's most likely to grunt loudly, pass gass, roll over and pretend he didn't hear anything.

[ar15barrels]

Where's the 'answer the door' option?

At 3am and pounding on the door, it's most likely the cops.
Fire a 200 round belt of 308 through the door with your 1919 and see if they are still pounding.

[cannon]

Go to where the dogs are mauling someone and observe.

German Shepherds get very unpleasant when strangers come uninvited.

[vintagearms]

Stay in bed, letting them pound on the security gates.

[Grumpyoldretiredcop]

Obtain and load my Biden-approved double-barreled 12 gauge, approach door, fire two blasts through it (I don't have a balcony to fire from). Go back to bed, secure in the knowledge that I have defended my home in the manner approved by our revered Vice President.

[Deadon]

This is a Gun forum right?

[Cap'n_1308]

This just happened to me last night although it was 0000 hrs and I had to be up at 0330 hrs to get ready for work, I was Not Happy.

[latesvak]

Well if the dog doesn't care then were all good and I'll tell her she dreamt it. I have a yellow lap with the temperament of a rottie when it comes to uninvited people at the door. And other dogs unfortunately. Great with kids though. That and I have a gun.

Latesvak

[hundreddollarman]

Where's the option to "Hide under the bed and piss yourself?" :P

[Nine2Five]

I don't see a "Tell her to get off her *** and handle it" option.

[Nine2Five]

I stand corrected, lol, thatll teach me to read the whole poll.

[curtru]

I go check the house then go to front door open it as quickly as I can then beat the s*** out of who ever wakes me up at 3 am with a wooden training sword or go to backyard and grab the hose come to front door and be ready to spray the disruptor. Could go ether way

[trigger945]

None of your options above.

Grab my HD gun, get the phone ready to call my local PD or 911 and observe.

[madjack956]

I love my dog. I sleep like a baby.

[vtrigger77]

If they get passed my gate then 3 german shepherds and get in the house there will be some .45acp rounds waiting for them