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  • bussda
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 1182

    Gun Selling Humor...

    So I am selling a handgun that I have never fired.

    Get a pm, asking if he can fire the gun at a range. Just to proof test it.

    I politely declined his request. It is a Glock...

    I don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner. Stupid Idiot will suffice, after all, it's only words.

    You must define something before you can understand it.

    Want to Sell: SW357V - (LA)
    Magazines (AR-15 Kits), Contender Barrels and other I am selling
    .22 WMR
  • #2
    winnre
    Calguns Addict
    • Apr 2010
    • 9214

    I missed the funny part.
    "If Jesus had a gun he would be alive today"-Homer Simpson

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    • #3
      bussda
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 1182

      Tough crowd.
      I don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner. Stupid Idiot will suffice, after all, it's only words.

      You must define something before you can understand it.

      Want to Sell: SW357V - (LA)
      Magazines (AR-15 Kits), Contender Barrels and other I am selling
      .22 WMR

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      • #4
        drkphibr
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 2460

        Originally posted by winnre
        I missed the funny part.
        This.

        The Glock fanboi aspect aside, since it's a Glock, it's not a collectible and the round count (0 vs. a few at the range) won't make a difference with this gun.

        Yeah, Glocks are supposed to shoot all the time, but how is the buyer to know something hasn't been done to this to alter it and not fire as it should? Sure, buy my used car, but I won't let you take it for a test drive (trust me, it's a fine car). Yeah.

        If anything, a commodity gun such as a Glock ABSOLUTELY should be tested and if the seller continues to decline someone testing a gun of this caliber (pun intended), that raises a yellow/red flag in my book and that's a gun that will be harder to sell IMO.

        I totally fail to see any humor in this...
        Last edited by drkphibr; 10-21-2012, 10:06 AM.

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        • #5
          Baxter
          Senior Member
          • May 2009
          • 1333

          Were you the potential buyer? Put cash in my hand then you can shoot it.
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          • #6
            Divernhunter
            Calguns Addict
            • May 2010
            • 8753

            You can shoot it just as soon as you pay me and it is transfered.
            A 30cal will reach out and touch them. A 50cal will kick their butt.
            NRA Life Member, NRA certified RSO & Basic Pistol Instructor, Hunter, shooter, reloader
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            • #7
              repubconserv
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 3056

              What I find is funny, is a person who buys a gun only to never shoot it.... That is just my strange sense of humor though

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              • #8
                drkphibr
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 2460

                Originally posted by Baxter
                Were you the potential buyer? Put cash in my hand then you can shoot it.
                For a ~$500 commodity gun? Fail.

                If this was a collectible or rare gun (and we all have our own definition of each, both of which I'd struggle to apply to a almost all Glocks), I would completely agree with the OP.

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                • #9
                  winnre
                  Calguns Addict
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 9214

                  Aren't Glocks shot at the factory?
                  OP says HE never shot it, was he the original owner?
                  Is the gun a collectible with seal in-tact, proving it was never shot?

                  An aside, can ANYONE tell me what gun is worth more being unfired than having been fired a few times and properly cleaned afterwards? I didn't know virginity in firearms meant much.

                  Lastly, if I want to sell a gun and a buyer insists on shooting it, then the buyer should cover all range fees.
                  "If Jesus had a gun he would be alive today"-Homer Simpson

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                  • #10
                    perpetual otter
                    Calguns Addict
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 5093

                    I've sold a number of used and unused guns from my collection and never did any serious buyer ever want to "take a test drive". I have also purchased quite a few used guns from here and never made that request either. I wouldn't mind a field strip however...
                    I provide opinions...
                    At a rapid rate.

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                    • #11
                      dieselpower
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 11471

                      While trusting a PPT sale is hard, few stores that sell used firearms allow you to fire the gun before dropping non-refundable cash first.

                      This goes right back to the Burbank Ed Brown 1911 thread. The OP wanted to play with the firearm before committing to buy it...the store wasn't willing to allow that on a $3,000 firearm.

                      This OP is saying he isn't willing to allow a person to play with his firearm without committing to buy it.

                      and I would also laugh if a buyer told me they wanted to test fire a brand new Glock before buying it....

                      I sold a 1969 Coronet. It was in good running condition with minor work left to be done. Every person who "test drove" it beat the crap out of it. I had to end a test drive twice by ordering the driver to pull over. None of the "test drivers" bought the car (and there were over a dozen). I sold it over the phone to a guy for more then I asked when he found out I had another buyer coming by in a few hours.
                      Last edited by dieselpower; 10-21-2012, 11:48 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Ribkick
                        Senior Member
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 702

                        Originally posted by bussda
                        So I am selling a handgun that I have never fired.

                        Get a pm, asking if he can fire the gun at a range. Just to proof test it.

                        I politely declined his request. It is a Glock...

                        Sorry OP, I saw the humor and I'm a Glock owner and fan. Some people are just thick.
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                        • #13
                          Mr. Gillious
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 1549

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                          • #14
                            bussda
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 1182

                            I would note some people do not get Glock perfection...
                            And humor is not always laughter but groans...
                            I don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner. Stupid Idiot will suffice, after all, it's only words.

                            You must define something before you can understand it.

                            Want to Sell: SW357V - (LA)
                            Magazines (AR-15 Kits), Contender Barrels and other I am selling
                            .22 WMR

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                            • #15
                              Simply115
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 2265

                              Glocknade joke? Glocknade joke. Sounds like OP sold some poor sap a M67 frag grenade. I wouldn't want to try that out at the range.


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