How to tell wife I just jailed a glock 27

[laika]

Just tell her. My husband finds out no matter what I do. Of course being a shooter he might be a little more aware but he never goes into my gun cabinet or closet.

Just tell her. Beats having to explain later why you lied

[BigStiCK]

My Sexy, Nymphomaniac wife & I have been together for 20 years. She is a stay-at-home mom, we have 3 beautiful boys, and she controls our finances with an iron fist

My nuts are rather hairy & large, and they're still attached. With that being said, I dont spend a dime without her approval. She does a great job with the $$$, she lets me buy cool things, and she's a sexy nymphomaniac.

How to tell...? Tell her you're stupid, tell her you're sorry, then ravish her with hot monkey love. Works for me

-Stick

[disturbed1]

buy matching jewelry for her to wear

[SURVIVOR619]

Just whip it out! .....then show her your new gun later after she's nice and relaxed...

[USMC 82-86]

You can do what I did today. I just came in from the range with a target that I shot and told her to look at the target I shot with my gun. She didn't ask if it was a new gun. I can always just say I showed you the target I shot with my gun, don't you here anything I say. It has worked before.

[sheltiefan]

Tell her you bought a Corvette and the dealer is having it detailed. Then when you say "just kidding about the Vette", the new gun will seem like small potatoes.

[Mstnpete]

My wife knew that I was in to guns before I married her.
I straight out told her, it was my first love and she can't do anything about it.
I never tell her about my gun purchase. I would recommend for you to get a safe so she can't tell how many guns you have.

My wife is happy because she happens to have her own set of Glocks.

[Mstnpete]

Here's an idea! Have her watch Doomsday Preppers, than teach her how to shoot! Than at least you can say .... one gun for me and one gun for you!

[Pandanin]

I took my wife to the gunstore last weekend and she saw the G27. She said, and I quote, "Oh, that's cute, I want it."

How could I say no?

[JNunez23]

Get her flowers and take her to dinner.

[1911su16b870]

Buying a 27 < caught being with a 27 yo... just sayin...

[Rhythm of Life]

Im not married but I know my father tells me about gun purchases before my mother.

That way theres no "take backs."

[POLICESTATE]

I don't ask my wife about her discretionary spending...

Fair and equal, it's in the constitution!

[Whiterabbit]

hey honey, look what I got...

[cnj]

Just tell her straight out. If you are fearful of her knowing you bought another gun, there is something wrong in your relationship. If you are hesitant because you think you are spending too much money, let me ask you this.....How much do you think she has spent on mani-pedi's, beauty salon, and hair/face/skin products in the last 90 days? I'm sure you would be astonished how that stuff adds up! Go buy that gun.