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  • #46
    Solidsnake87
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2006
    • 4399

    If you’ve ever overheated a Dremel to failure while working on a gun.
    Lol. +1 to that!

    -You are a gun nut if:
    -You see calibers in time 2:23.....
    -You build your own guns
    -You now the fee schedule of every FFL in your area
    -You have travelled great distances to obtain a gun
    -You know the best places to get ammo
    -When you hurt your trigger finger you get pissed off cuz it might diminish your weekend fun
    -You've built your own AK using tools YOU made
    -If you've ever built an AK rivet tool then you are a gun nut no matter how many guns you have
    -You have a "dream list" of all the guns you want along with their estimated prices with the accessories you want on them.
    -You are never quite satisfied with your #1 gun. There is always room to improve or add on!
    -You can identify spent brass without having to pick it up
    -You know to fear the horrors of bad headspacing and avoid it like paris hilton since paris hilton > the plague.
    -Your friends warn ***hats not to mess with you due to your hobbies
    -Your friends joke about coming to your place if the SHTF or if zombies invade.
    -You fantasize about a zombie invasion and are prepared.....at least with the weaponry.
    -You can draw cross-sectional diagrams of a rifle or handgun without looking at the gun for reference and then proceed to explain to your friends or professors the inner workings of the firearm
    -Your favorite FFL is constantly showing you the fun toys he happens to have in the safe and knows you on a first name basis.
    -You wait extremely impatiently for the wait periods to end
    -You think Diane Feinstein would be awesome in the role of the alien in the movie "The Thing."
    -You thin Diane Feinstein should be abducted by aliens and somehow contract Herpes-the gift that keeps on givin!
    -You buy multiple guns at once to avoid additional fees at FFLs
    -You get pissed off at the ignorance the media has over firearms related issues
    -You plan on reloading or actually re-load ammo
    -You have more firearms than you really need but far less than you really want
    -firearms sometimes take priorities over other expenses.
    -You sold a large, high-end airsoft collection to buy 3 AR-15s.
    -you show your guns to your friends with the pride of a parent.

    Guilty on all charges
    Last edited by Solidsnake87; 09-20-2007, 11:01 AM.
    Replying to craigslist for casual encounters is like pokemon with STDs. Gotta catch em all
    If Hell ever needed a operations manual all it would need is a copy of California's laws
    .

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    • #47
      FortCourageArmory
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2007
      • 1001

      When you're tired of driving all over looking for reloading supplies so you open a gun shop so you can stock them instead!!

      sigpicNRA Life Member
      Tim & the gang
      Fort Courage Armory
      1518-B Los Angeles Avenue
      Simi Valley, CA 93065
      (805) 526-6563
      www.fortcouragearmory.com

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      • #48
        bigthaiboy
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 4795

        Or when you're seriously thinking of applying for a FFL01, just so you can order a bunch of new toys directly from the manufacturers at trade prices and avoid the 10 day wait.

        Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.

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        • #49
          PanzerAce
          Veteran Member
          • Oct 2005
          • 4262

          (college students only)

          When you have spent more on your guns than on your car and computer combined.
          "There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order"
          -Ed Howdershelt


          Originally posted by hossb7
          HK is the best $500 gun you can get for $1,000

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          • #50
            aklon
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 3086

            Originally posted by GUN FREAK
            When is some one considered a GUN NUT?

            When you're called one by one of the anti-rights enthusiasts when he can't rationally counter your arguments.
            Freedom is the dream you dream while putting thought in chains.

            - Giacomo Leopardi

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            • #51
              metalhead357
              Calguns Addict
              • Jan 2006
              • 5546

              Gun Nutt?

              Well I grew up always hearing that Radical is one that cannont change his mind on a postion (and) a Fanatic is one who can neither change the subject nor shut up.

              On Guns...with them references above; Guess I'm a gun nutt
              I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered....
              I am not a number! I am a free man

              1.)All humanity would be better off if Stoooopid hurt.
              2.)Why is it that if guns are sooooo unsafe that you're 9 times more likely to die at the hands of your doctor?
              3.)Remember...Buy it cheap & stack it deep

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              • #52
                redneckshootist
                In Memoriam
                • Mar 2006
                • 1928

                Originally posted by PanzerAce
                (college students only)

                When you have spent more on your guns than on your car and computer combined.
                I'm guilty of this one and Im not even a college student
                07 FFL Woodland, CA
                please call Norse Armory 530-661-0900 for all questions regarding the gun shop.
                you can also email me direct at MValentine@norsearmory.net

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                • #53
                  metalhead357
                  Calguns Addict
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 5546

                  Yeah...but how many can say they've spend more on Guns than thier HOUSE?????????????

                  Not me unfortunately.....Not yet I AM still somewhat young! Lottsa time!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered....
                  I am not a number! I am a free man

                  1.)All humanity would be better off if Stoooopid hurt.
                  2.)Why is it that if guns are sooooo unsafe that you're 9 times more likely to die at the hands of your doctor?
                  3.)Remember...Buy it cheap & stack it deep

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                  • #54
                    rg_1111@yahoo.com
                    Calguns Addict
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5721

                    When your FFLs knows when you pay day is and your on his front door every two weeks.

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                    • #55
                      Surfdog
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 797

                      When you walk in to the local gun shop, they toss you the keys to the gun cabinet without you asking for them.
                      When the word "never" leaves your lips...you just signed up for the event.

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                      • #56
                        metalhead357
                        Calguns Addict
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 5546

                        Originally posted by rg_1111@yahoo.com
                        When your FFLs knows when you pay day is and your on his front door every two weeks.

                        LOL! Having SEVERAL FFL's already know you by first & last name and what you like is baaaaaad enough!!!!!!!!!
                        I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered....
                        I am not a number! I am a free man

                        1.)All humanity would be better off if Stoooopid hurt.
                        2.)Why is it that if guns are sooooo unsafe that you're 9 times more likely to die at the hands of your doctor?
                        3.)Remember...Buy it cheap & stack it deep

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                        • #57
                          GSequoia
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1356

                          When you buy a cheap entry level pistol and then realize six months later you could've bought a top of the line pistol with just the money you've spent on accessories.
                          Alot isn't a word and allot isn't the word you think it is.

                          I'd really like a Colt 1903 frame, bad finish okay!
                          I'm also looking for a good deal on a 1911 frame or two for budget/spare parts builds.

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                          • #58
                            StraightShooter
                            Senior Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 2189

                            Originally posted by Sampachi
                            I think the FBI classifies it as when you own more guns than women you have slept with.


                            Ive lost count of one.

                            Which one i will leave up tour your imagination.

                            Brandon M.

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                            • #59
                              jumbopanda
                              Calguns Addict
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 8382

                              Originally posted by Sampachi
                              I think the FBI classifies it as when you own more guns than women you have slept with.
                              Only if your name is Ron Jeremy.
                              Mo' BBs.

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