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  • #31
    ibanezfoo
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Apr 2007
    • 11907

    Originally posted by JesseXXX
    When you start naming your kids Glock, Beretta and the twins Smith & Wesson...?
    I'm actually thinking of naming my first kid Bushmaster. Should make him popular with the ladies.

    -Bryan
    vindicta inducit ad salutem?

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    • #32
      aplinker
      I need a LIFE!!
      • Feb 2007
      • 16762

      Force anything on kids and they rebel... so, what happens when he inevitably goes gay? Change his name to Glocksucker?

      Originally posted by ibanezfoo
      I'm actually thinking of naming my first kid Bushmaster. Should make him popular with the ladies.

      -Bryan

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      • #33
        bigthaiboy
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 4795

        I was recently introduced by a friend as : "This is John. He's a gun nut!"

        I replied that saying I was a "nut" implied a negative connotation. I mean, if I was really interested in baseball or football, I would be a "fan". If I was interested in remote controlled model planes, I would be a model plane "enthusiast", and generally would not have been refered to as a baseball / football / model plane "nut".

        Us gun enthusiasts are so misunderstood.......

        Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.

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        • #34
          Sampachi
          Senior Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 812

          Originally posted by GUN FREAK
          When is some one considered a GUN NUT?

          I think the FBI classifies it as when you own more guns than women you have slept with.

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          • #35
            ibanezfoo
            I need a LIFE!!
            • Apr 2007
            • 11907

            Originally posted by uclaplinker
            Force anything on kids and they rebel... so, what happens when he inevitably goes gay? Change his name to Glocksucker?
            Well, in that case I guess I'd have to worry about child abuse laws after beating him into submission. I tried to rebel growing up, usually ended in some kind of pain when I got my butt kicked. Have to keep the cycle going

            -Bryan
            vindicta inducit ad salutem?

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            • #36
              paradox
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2006
              • 3588

              Last edited by paradox; 08-22-2007, 9:22 AM.
              * Freedom is the human right to live your life however you damn well please, so long as you don't interfere with another's right to do the same.
              * "Don't believe them, don't fear them, don't ask anything of them." --Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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              • #37
                ivanimal
                Janitors assistant
                CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                • Sep 2002
                • 14357

                If you can tell the difference between a PT92 and a 92AT from accross the room in a display case in a dimly lit room.

                You have ever given away a gun because you did not have room for it.
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                • #38
                  bwiese
                  I need a LIFE!!
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 27621

                  When an internal email from a Deputy AG calls you one


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                  • #39
                    VeryCoolCat
                    I need a LIFE!!
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 11275

                    When you keep yer finger off the gas pump "trigger"
                    Originally posted by Kestryll
                    The volume of blood necessary to achieve erection would cause you to either pass out or if you didn't and managed to maintain an erection you would likely die from lack of oxygen to the heart and brain.
                    Originally posted by ivanimal
                    Just be glad you are not his next door neighbor. I am sure there are "good tunes" flowing out the window. I am imagining a cop car pulling up at 1:30 AM asking "Are you having a party?" and Bundo sayin "Nope just me and the BG's"

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                    • #40
                      paradox
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 3588

                      Two new ones this gun nut discovered this week:

                      You injure your trigger finger while working on a gun project and have to laugh at the irony.

                      You can walk along a dusty, dirt range and differentiate 40S&W brass from 9mm without bending over.
                      * Freedom is the human right to live your life however you damn well please, so long as you don't interfere with another's right to do the same.
                      * "Don't believe them, don't fear them, don't ask anything of them." --Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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                      • #41
                        Patriot
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 2982

                        You privately thought of today as Parabellum Day
                        Freedom does not die alone -- Camus, Homage to an Exile

                        People generally quarrel because they cannot argue -- G.K. Chesterton

                        It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties -- James Madison

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                        • #42
                          sned45
                          Senior Member
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 746

                          when your favorite dealer can fill out the top part of the 4473 form for you.

                          when people call the gun store looking for you. yep it's happened, and i don't work in a gun store.

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                          • #43
                            99medic
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 569

                            I hate being called a GUNFREAK

                            Instead I like the term ARMAMENT AFFECTIONADO
                            Charlie Foxtrot

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                            • #44
                              762cavalier
                              NRA Training Counselor
                              CGN Contributor
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3626

                              When people you know give you old guns because they don't know what they are or what to do with them
                              In any type of fight, & especially gun fights, there are no winners ..... just varying degrees of losers. The only fight you win is the one you never get into.

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                              • #45
                                bigthaiboy
                                Veteran Member
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 4795

                                When you have CalGuns.net saved as your home page on your internet browser.....

                                or

                                if you secretly fantasize that the undead will rise and walk the earth, just so you can use your guns on a moving target. See previous thread : http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...hlight=zombies

                                Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.

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